Two kids here, and don't worry, we're both sick of them being here as well! I'm only half kidding. No play dates, school, daycare, trips to the grandparents' house, just 24/7 hands on parenting. They say it takes a village, and a big part of that is the village getting these little critters out of your hair for like…

That looks awesome! We've had a ridiculous flush of chanterelle mushrooms in the woods behind our place, so I've been doing them in every conceivable arrangement. My favorite so far: tossed with olive oil and minced garlic and plopped over a charcoal grill for like 7 minutes. Just so, so good (served with fresh corn…

Jackman's butt and that Quicksilver scene. That's the whole movie.

“far more aging...to have the ring of hair”

Just like flat feet and bone spurs, vampirism is a well used excuse for draft deferment by the upper classes.

Hughesnet is actually not awful. I mean, it’s BAD to be sure, but we ran out of our data some time back, and my kid still manages to watch Netflix and chat with her friends on the kid’s messenger app. I can check email and browse, if somewhat painfully. I’ve been tethering my phone when I need better up speeds, like…

How could anyone be expected to pick a VP of you can't smell her hair?

After originally seeing the recommendation to try this on, I believe, this site years ago XD, I was similarly underwhelmed. I did have much better results using the olive oil based mayo. Just has a better flavor for whatever reason. I mainly do it when my online grocery order shorts my butter.

He could get that one with the straw hole I keep seeing advertised 

My grandmother's amazing fudge recipe turned out to have come from a recipe card in a Kraft foods gift basket they gave my grandfather when he took a seasonal job driving a delivery truck. 

There was the anti-lockdown guy in Ohio, though I’m not sure if being a loud asshole is enough

One of my coworkers stopped talking to me, possibly forever, after she informed me that "prayer" had saved a church member from cancer and I asked if they hadn't prayed enough for her other church member who had died of cancer recently at the ripe old age of 37. 

I had my mandoline for exactly ten days before I wound up getting to learn what cauterization feels like. Now I always use the guard. A cut proof glove sounds intriguing, though, I hadn’t realized they were commonly available.

Aw, man, and I thought I was smart tossing onions in a pile of coals at the back of the wood stove this winter

He'll escape the rich guy way: bribes and jury tampering on appeal 

I guarantee I would find a way to get that fucker stuck on a diagonal every other time

I love Halsey, but that song is... boring. More importantly though, what the whole actual hell is going on with that video?! "The song is slow and bland, let's pair with a Shania Twain porn parody, that'll make sense"

I’m trying to make everyone at the office just take them off the network. We have a lot of workstations connected to scientific instruments, and no one wants to pay the thousands of dollars to upgrade the control software. Trying to explain that walking back to your desk with a thumb drive is way less inconvenient than…

I would pay tens of dollars for that!

Nuance was the first casualty of the cold war. Slowly but surely everything the conservative politicians didn’t like became “communist” which changed to “socialist” after the Soviet Union collapsed. Anything expanding on government services (apart from defense spending) gets the label. It got so overused that it has…