Unless there’s a law on the books that says “no charcoal grills”, it is a false call. Police are there to enforce the law, not park rules. Call a park ranger if somebody is ignoring the signs in the park, not the police.

Skip the Novichock one, the American Secret Service will be around and I’m sure they’d love to use that as an excuse to cause an international incident.

In at least one translation: “And making a whip of cords, he drove them all out of the temple, with the sheep and oxen.”

I mean, you have one side saying “we support law enforcement, but there should be rigorous standards for the use of force and real consequences for abuses” and the other side saying “BLUE LIVES MATTER THOSE CRIMINALS ARE JUST ANIMALS ANYWAY SHUT UP YOU LIBERAL SHITBAGS”, so yeah law enforcement as an industry has…

Don’t forget, these aren’t people crossing the border, they are “animals”.

Serious question though, what’s wrong with just opening the PDF? I realize whacking the spacebar is one less finger than alt+F4 or ctrl-w, but I’m missing something about how this is more “useful” than “nifty”.

Years ago I decided NASCAR was the pro wrestling of motorsports, this doesn’t do anything to change my opinion.

Wait, I’ve got it! I’m using strawberry jam, adding in a hint of vanilla and renaming this drink the Jammy Dodger, to be consumed while wearing a fez.

How do you reckon a light rum would hold up in there?

Could it be done in the style of Messed Up Bible Stories?

So, I have been not internet screaming about this, but in another teaser, he asks the kid “what’s the problem?” “I have asthma” the child responds. So he smashes the kid’s inhaler and says “not anymore” and I am so incredibly pissed off about that. People die from asthma, it’s not some made-up illness for the “pansy…

Around the research lab where I work, there’s a joke: “How do you know who is a botanist and who is a chemist? The botanist washes his hands after he pees, the chemist washes before”

My favorite dad experience like this was sophomore year of college, he was ranting about some Fox News talking point and in what I though was a regular old “let’s have a conversation” tone, I said essentially “that’s weird, because I’ve read that the opposite was true from X, Y, and Z sources, where did you hear…

It’s a tenuous combination of things: If you are charged with a crime and detained in jail, your kids don’t go to jail with you. So, they’ve instituted a “zero tolerance” policy and are effectively charging every “illegal” immigrant with a crime and detaining them (even if they have pending asylum claims), so the kids…

Wife beaters as undershirts are more for hiding lively nipples.

There’s a place here locally that does floats with a stout made with sweet potatoes. It is fantastic.

Quick shout out to Disk Inventory X, which lets me find where my boss’s kids are hiding their torrented movies on his MacBook.

You forgot my daily experience: the guy who is a professor on a college campus, owns a long wheel base 4wd monstrosity that has a sparkling clean and unscathed bed, indicating that it has never hauled anything more than possibly groceries, and doesn’t want his precious baby damaged, so he pulls through one space and…

This is true. Not too long ago, they added BraveStarr to Hulu, a show that I was completely obsessed with as a small child. It is...horrifying to watch now, I couldn’t get through two episodes. But I guarantee someone out there my age would straight up fight me for saying that.

I have argued and continue to argue with people who say the new movies are ruining star wars that they really must not have paid attention to the original trilogy, at all. But I also argue with the “christians” around here, as I am pretty sure they haven’t really read the bible closely enough, and are instead relying…