This is why you have to think really carefully about what you stick out there for the internet mobs to read. Where she was trying to just be smug about an idiot vegan not knowing how to vegan properly, all she said in the initial post was that she’d spiked a vegan’s meal.
That said, I’ve never been able to wrap my head…

The ones who idolize the Punisher are the stereotype, though. They’re the high school dropouts with anger issues and no marketable skills that applied to the PD to gain back some sense of power over all those people they used to bully in school who are now above them, socially. These are not guys who are striving to…

Hmm... The only problem is that I can’t decide if Gal Gadot should be in the Hans Gruber spot or then John McClain one. I would love to hear “yipee ki-yay, motherfucker” in her accent.

He’s going to increase defense spending and introduce trillions in infrastructure spending while also cutting taxes and eliminating the deficit! This will definitely all not be contradictory, because he will make the best deals and run the country like a business, so my conservative friends (“friends”) tell me.

This is the mariana trench of the uncanny valley

Isn’t “Cheeto Dust” just the same orange cheese powder that comes on cheap cheese popcorn anyway? So, they’re basically charging you money because they spilled cheap cheetos into even cheaper cheese popcorn.

Your report from Mississippi, here. If I see that flag on someone’s property/apparel/vehicle I immediately assume they are some combination of racist, white trash and stupid, and I worry they may be violent.

Oh, I had so much fun with my mage deck on the first run. Got stealth minions and the bag of coins spell and was just steamrolling with insane Mana wyrms until I got a bad draw on round 8. So much fun!

Congrats on getting out! I was headed for Washington State until somebody offered me a job with a salary and benefits in the height of the recession, so here I am. I actually got someone down here to the point where they finally laid out the republican strategy in the south: Democrats are baby killers. That’s it, just…

I come from a neighboring state, where elected officials have responded to criticism by telling the constituent in question to leave the state...in a written response...on more than one occasion. These people don’t even pretend that they give a crap about anyone that isn’t a republican, I mean why would they? Their…

This poll needs an option for “pumpkin pie is for people who have never heard of a gat dang sweet potato”

I’m making a sweet potato pie this year, from scratch, with sweet potatoes I grew in the back garden. I don’t answer to Big Pie™, is what I’m saying here.

If there’s anything I remember from the New Testament, it’s Jesus’ treatise on property rights...

You’re dealing with a southern evangelical. These people invented perpetual victim-hood. And I mean, everything in their lives is a personal attack, everything from the “war of northern aggression” that is still somehow responsible for all the economic problems in the south, to Starbucks cups being a direct attack on…

But he learned in the election that less than half means winning by the biggest margin history.

Thank you, I was wondering if people missed how this was just a ploy to get republicans to turn out to vote “republican” with full knowledge that the pedophile on the ballot would be replaced. Also, not totally necessary, as Alabama will absolutely send this man to DC, without hesitation.

So, I’m one of those horrible vegetarians now, but back in the day, I just never got the obsession with the white meat. I mean, even done perfectly it was kinda dry and just not that tasty. Now, what my grandmother and I would do is chow down on sides and stuff until everybody was more or less done with the turkey,…

I set up all the new PCs that we get for our office (IT dep. is just too slow), and they get:

So, it’s one of my maybe-is-trying-to-hard-to-be-fancy recipes. You find the thickest tilapia fillets you can. Split them down the midline, and set the thinner half aside, then you slice into the thick side horizontally, without going all the way through, making a little pocket, and put your stuffing in there (I…

Weirdly, leveling weapon skills was one of my favorite mechanics. But I say this as someone who has dumped a number of hours into the alchemy/enchantment chain to be able to punch dragons to death in Skyrim, so I’m a little odd in general.