I feel like there is a subset of people out there that would pay money to have Ronda Rousey punch them in the nethers, but I’m not sure it’s enough people to constitute a marketable demographic.

Maureen did not play

I want Deckard, and I don’t care what else he does, as long as he has a stun move involving “stay awhile, and listen”

We could call Kevin Costner, I’m sure he’s up for prettymuch anything.

This may be my southern showing, but why make turkey gravy that isn’t giblet gravy?

There’s plenty of times you can make stuffing other than t-day. I do a mean stuffed tilapia, which might now be getting an upgrade.

Where is the sodium coming from in the veggie sandwich at Subway? Is it just the bread, or are they doing something weird to the veggies? I only rarely get one (there’s a teeny subway I can walk to at work) and I do all the vegetables except pickles and cucumbers and a dash of mustard on wheat bread. It sure seems…

I actually specifically popped in here to mention the bag of “crayfish Cheetos” my Korean friend gave me in college, that were basically this. To this day I don’t know if they were delicious or disgusting.

When I’ve done burritos in the past, I do wax paper, then the foil. Never seems to stick that way.

Why ask questions, when it’s so much more fun to chant “one of us! one of us!”

Method inherited from my grandmother: small amounts of things to be strained, that older, slightly thin dishtowel (great for cheese). Larger volumes and/or things needing a finer mesh get the old pillowcase (mostly blackberry jelly, lots of tiny seeds, and you can really squeeze down into that corner to get every bit…

If Pence really is as conservative and hard line religious as he claims, my experience from growing up in the Bible belt tells me his wife won’t turn on him because he’d beat her even more than what she regularly gets if she stepped out of line.

If you need a completely cynical take, I’d go with prosecuting a murder is the only action they could take that would allow them to say “look, we acted in favor of a transgender person, we don’t discriminate” without completely alienating their slobbering base. Only the most horrible on that side will actually speak…

There was an interview I caught a bit of this weekend, where one of these right wing faux christians finally said out loud that it doesn’t matter what kind of person he is, so long as he helps advance their agenda, specifically anti abortion and anti “illegal” immigration.

I would submit that Kellyanne is not remotely scary, but the fact that people seem to want to listen to what she has to say, and give her a platform to say it from is horrifying.

I would put a low fat avocado in the same boat with 2 percent or less milk, which upon tasting said beverage for the first time in a restaurant recently my daughter declared “this is fake milk, daddy. This is water.”

Has anyone contacted R. Kelly yet?

“I’ll take the Penis Mightier for 500, Alex”

We have several researchers in our offices here from China, and they will twice a day set a ten minute timer on their phones, put on a neck pillow and just zonk out in their chairs. Timer goes off, they stretch a bit and go right back to whatever they were doing.