I don't think men are getting worse, it's just these few idiots are getting louder. Plus, their message is so crazy it gets attention, kind of like a trout with three eyes. It makes the news but doesn't represent the majority in the lake.

Yep. I feel weird about all of this. I felt weird about all the false patriotism the day of and the day after, and every time this day rolls around, it all feels like its to make them look good, and not because they care.

I agree — I wish they had asked "Have you ever raped someone?" as the last question, so we could see what percent of these rapists don't consider themselves rapists.

Mah Privledges!!

Have you never had a to deal with drunks, before? It isn't pleasant. Their emotions, and actions, escalate quickly. So having a drunk coworker start hitting on you, while you're all alone in your office, wouldn't be a secure situation.

Well, I'm guessing you are meeting a lot of guys who are 5'7 or 5'8 who claim to be 5'10 and so in their mind, your 6'1 is like 6'4 b/c if it wasn't, they'd have to admit their own lies to themselves.

Fucking excuse me, what the HELL did I just read? What the FUCK.

Next, you'll start getting emails from a 55-year-old Persian "man" who lives in "Southern" California.

How Not To Act All Skanky In Your Tie And Your Business Clothes, Figure 1.1:

I thought of this, from Bossypants:

If only the world had some kind of group of men who were angered by the way patriarchy hurt men, and were interested in organizing around those issues to make life better for both men and women. Men who were activists for "men's rights", if you will.

Adoption is only a REAL option if you're going to be giving up a white newborn.

All of this raises very important questions. First: Do Texas conservatives think women are stupid? That they don't know what pregnancy is? That they don't know what abortion is? That they're not aware that adoption exists? That they're too dumb to understand that while adoption is an alternative to motherhood, it is…

DAFUQ?

Damn! I came here just to say that!

Pampers von Buttsquirts

And I guess the rest of us are done here for the day.

I know, right? I mean, if you get rid of chemotherapy, people stop getting cancer. So if you outlaw abortion, people will totally stop having unwanted pregnancies...

Right? If I eat that instead of something else, I give myself a big pat on the back.