My boyfriend walked by and asked why I was looking so intently at my computer monitor so I showed him the gifs and he said ‘oh, right. Yeah, that makes sense. He’s super pretty.’

ha, I yell ‘YOU’RE A GROWN ASS MAN” at my fiance whenever he asks me to do some mundane grown-ass-man task.

I basically did all the shopping, cooking, cleaning and made most of the money (therefore paid most of the rent/all the utilities) in my last ltr. With my current partner, I went into the relationship with a hard line of not doing shit unless it was mutually beneficial. We’ve always done our own laundry (except for…

Yeah. My mom used to poke fun at me because ‘Renee has a boyfriend and she’s only 14! Why don’t you go on dates more often?!’ and now I say ‘SUCK IT MOM I WIN BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE A BROOD AT 21!’

You only go to drive ins if you want to get drunk and heckle without disturbing anyone and without getting kicked out. We would basically set up an entire living room, make cocktails and create our own MST3000.

I once gave a demonstration in high school (big ag program) where I castrated a goat. I....was not popular after that. To be fair, I wasn’t popular before that but I generally give zero fucks and it’s a super hilarious story to tell at family dinners. Especially my fiance’s hyper conservative, stuck up east coast…

I had my eyebrows tattooed on for a while..they fade suuper quick. If I may give a recommendation, try to find someone who specializes in realistic reconstructive tattoos. The woman who did mine worked mostly with masectomy patients, tattooing nipples on reconstructed breasts. She also worked with alopecia patients…

SERIOUSLY. I just got engaged and I’m 33...honestly, I’m still shocked about it because I never had an interest in marriage, but he’s pretty cool so it’s ok. Kids? Hell no. And we have the money and time (and live in one of the best school districts in the country) but neither of us feel we’re mature enough for…

Those commercials always cracked me up. If I left a mess my Mother would do her best to move it to my room. I only had to leave unwashed dishes in the sink once, and they ended up in my bed, and I never did it again.

ha, right? I was lamenting to my mom about how disgusting the T is in Boston and she said ‘coming from the girl who used to muck goat/sheet/horse/goat pens wearing flip flops?’

Completely agreed. Rode the T in Boston for several years and ended up buying a car because I was so sick of being farted on, sneezed on, spittled on and having food/drink spilled on or near me. Dear lord people who ride the T are disgusting.

Not only that, but I’ve had more than one friend discover their husbands/boyfriends were cheating when they contracted an std.

my ex-bosses wife jogged several miles to the hospital while in labor. She wasn’t comfortable sitting around or walking, so she just ran there with him following her in the car. She was only there for a few hours, and came by to visit the next morning... looked like she was never even pregnant.

He’s previously described me as ‘quirky’ and we have a very similar sense of humor so he doesn’t mind. I’m a purchasing manager in the automotive industry and the only woman at my place of business. Everytime they get pissy at me I remind them of the diversity quotient that I just made up. Plus I make the company a…

my uniform is basically black slacks (or cropped pants) with different color long sleeve v neck tshirts from The Gap. I have a sleeve and while they genuinely don’t care if my tattoos are showing, I’m the purchasing manager and meet with vendors constantly and they can be suuuuuper judgey. Especially considering I’m…

ha, that’s exactly how I feel about Massachusetts.

Ha, whenever I email my boss I add a new company ‘slogan’ to my signature. This week’s was ‘We’re trying to be less shitty’ and the week before was ‘We genuinely have no idea.’

SAME. Except at my company they’ve just stopped hiring people completely and are just expecting the rest of us to pick up the slack. While firing people to help with ‘payroll expenses’. Then they fired salespeople because sales were low. And are pissed that sales have dropped even more.

I had sepsis and very nearly died, I don’t have a spleen so anything like that fucks me up bad. Was in the hospital for 9 days, ended up with a picc line and several weeks of vancomycin to be administered. Had doctor signed notes, got ready to go back after my FMLA leave was up (even though my doctor said I…

While my current job has it’s foibles (new ownership and they’re slowly taking away ALL of our benefits) I once forgot to put actual pants on and went to work in yoga pants and flip flops. Nobody said a thing.