Seriously. I’ve gone to 3 weddings so far and declined probably 20 or more. The three weddings I attended were meh, but one seemed like a cash/present grab (couple that had been together 10+years and owned a home together, had parties that included presents or cash for the engagement, bachelorette, bachelor,…

There isn't any progression. If you kiss a guy, all of a sudden his hands are on your boobs and he's trying to unbutton your pants.

Probably around the same time it became totally fine to ask for anal on a first date. I’ve had that happen more than once, and hadnt so much as hugged the men who asked. The last guy I went on a date with, before I met my bf, asked me in the middle of coffee during the afternoon and when I asked ‘why would you ask…

SERIOUSLY.

Nah, he’s 60 but ‘everyone mistakes him for 45 and he has a young soul’

I moved across the country, to a city I’d never even visited specifically because I didn’t want to be around anybody.

Seriously.

That's one of the main reasons I really love my job. If the customer is being a jabroni I'm allowed to call them out on it. I've told a customer to go fuck himself and got a high five from my boss. We take no shit and if they want to be coddled they can go elsewhere.

I’m 6'2 and old navy/gap makes really good inexpensive running tights in extra long.

I cut out caffeine, soda and fast food last year. Also started cardio kickboxing twice a week. I don’t smoke and I drink maybe 2 glasses of red wine a month. Went to the doctor last week and I’m in worse shape than I was last year.

My boyfriend was a movie talker and it took me three years to teach him not to fucking talk during a movie. He would constantly ask me questions like ‘whose that? Why are they doing that? Why are they going there?’and I had to tell him to simply watch the fucking movie because those things are usually answered during…

I’m rather ample chested and while I didn’t show cleavage or wear anything scandalous in my pictures, it was still pretty obvious. 99% of Messages I received referenced my boobs. After I got rid of the pictures and just posted face shots, 99% of the messages were asking if I was fat and ugly because I didn’t have any…

Seriously. My self esteem was never lower than when I was giving online dating a try. I was called every name in the book and had insults thrown at me regularly when I had the nerve to send the first message.

I always just assumed those were people cheating on their partners. Just enough info to try and hook up, but a small enough amount for plausible deniability if caught.

I worked in aviation for the better art of a decade (private and commercial). Never ever date a pilot.

Yes. I have. I pissed off the Ceo of a company that I worked for and he fired me. He told me I’d never get a job in that area again... 8 months later not even an interview. I ended up moving out of state and immediately had several job offers.

I remember seeing Ryan Reynolds on Top Gear and told my boyfriend ‘if they ever make a Deadpool movie, he should do it’. It’s just a great role for him.

I never even got a follow up call!

When I lived in a ‘bad’ neighborhood I called the cops several times. Once because a dude was indiscriminately shooting at houses with a gun, another because guys on dirt bikes were riding through the streets and hitting stuff with bats, another for what was either fireworks or gunshots. There were a few more calls…

Yepppp. I've been writing a male nickname as my name on resumes for years now because with my very feminine name I was never called for interviews. Changed that and all of a sudden I had several a week. I work in a male dominated industry.