Nah, he’s 60 but ‘everyone mistakes him for 45 and he has a young soul’

I moved across the country, to a city I’d never even visited specifically because I didn’t want to be around anybody.

Seriously.

That's one of the main reasons I really love my job. If the customer is being a jabroni I'm allowed to call them out on it. I've told a customer to go fuck himself and got a high five from my boss. We take no shit and if they want to be coddled they can go elsewhere.

I’m 6'2 and old navy/gap makes really good inexpensive running tights in extra long.

I cut out caffeine, soda and fast food last year. Also started cardio kickboxing twice a week. I don’t smoke and I drink maybe 2 glasses of red wine a month. Went to the doctor last week and I’m in worse shape than I was last year.

My boyfriend was a movie talker and it took me three years to teach him not to fucking talk during a movie. He would constantly ask me questions like ‘whose that? Why are they doing that? Why are they going there?’and I had to tell him to simply watch the fucking movie because those things are usually answered during…

I’m rather ample chested and while I didn’t show cleavage or wear anything scandalous in my pictures, it was still pretty obvious. 99% of Messages I received referenced my boobs. After I got rid of the pictures and just posted face shots, 99% of the messages were asking if I was fat and ugly because I didn’t have any…

Seriously. My self esteem was never lower than when I was giving online dating a try. I was called every name in the book and had insults thrown at me regularly when I had the nerve to send the first message.

I always just assumed those were people cheating on their partners. Just enough info to try and hook up, but a small enough amount for plausible deniability if caught.

I worked in aviation for the better art of a decade (private and commercial). Never ever date a pilot.

Yes. I have. I pissed off the Ceo of a company that I worked for and he fired me. He told me I’d never get a job in that area again... 8 months later not even an interview. I ended up moving out of state and immediately had several job offers.

I remember seeing Ryan Reynolds on Top Gear and told my boyfriend ‘if they ever make a Deadpool movie, he should do it’. It’s just a great role for him.

I never even got a follow up call!

When I lived in a ‘bad’ neighborhood I called the cops several times. Once because a dude was indiscriminately shooting at houses with a gun, another because guys on dirt bikes were riding through the streets and hitting stuff with bats, another for what was either fireworks or gunshots. There were a few more calls…

Yepppp. I've been writing a male nickname as my name on resumes for years now because with my very feminine name I was never called for interviews. Changed that and all of a sudden I had several a week. I work in a male dominated industry.

When I get below 165 you can easily count my ribs. My sweet spot is 180, which is apparently a huge cow size. So fuck em.

My guess is that it’s similar to the costumers in Vegas who cover their face... It's to prevent people from taking pictures for free when they charge.

My boyfriend LOVES maca powder and to me it tastes/smells like powdered farts.

Ha, seriously. One of my friends is a 6' tall woman (I’m 6'2 and we’re Giants) and smokin hot. A guy friend of mine made a comment about how thin and hot she was and then said something along the lines of ‘if a chick is over 120, she’s fat, end of discussion’. My friend said ‘how much do you think I weight’ and he…