They’re providing better and safer access to healthcare by taking away safe and accessible healthcare.

I think we all have that friend. My cousin just got engaged for the third time this year. A friend of mine growing up has been engaged at least 10 times over the past few years. Meanwhile, it took 3 years for me and my be to decide to move in together.

I was really into rallycross growing up and considering my dad was a mechanic I grew up around cars. I tried to get involved SO MANY TIMES and was constantly dismissed. I couldn’t even volunteer as a helper to the official without being told they let one of the other guys do it because he was ‘better suited’. I…

I noticed something similar when I was in school getting my A&P. When I made mistakes, it seemed as if they were amplified and I was often made an example of in class. The men in my class would make the exact same mistake but the instructor would help them fix it and move on. When he got to me he’d sigh heavily, get…

I would choose to carry a wand and become a Death Eater.

That’s what I have to look forward to if me and my dudeget hitched. I will not be taking his name and his family is aggressively traditional. Of course, his dad wants his daughter (my dudes sister) to keep her name so I think maybe they’re more narcissistic than traditional.

I was sitting in a doctors officea while back and noticed one of those dedication plaques for the wing. It said ‘donated by Mr. and Mrs. John Smith’ and it made me kinda sad that that woman will never be known by the people reading that dedication. She’s just mr smiths wife no matter what she accomplished. We won’t…

I worked at a job where I was doing Vineland security paperwork and around 90% of our employees were from the Dominican Republic. They all had the loooooongest, prettiest names. One of the women explained that she had 4 last names, 3 middle names and her first name because of family tradition and it was so neat,…

That’s what I was taught. That it would break your hymen and that you shouldn’t use tampons until you’ve had a child. I also signed not one, but two abstinence pledges during our sex ed class. Which consisted of poster boards with pictures of STDs on them and it was during Drivers Ed.

I have SO MANY now divorced friends who got married and just never thought to talk to their partner about what they actually wanted in life. One wanted kids, his now ex wife didn’t want any. One wanted a career, her now ex husband wanted a stay at home wife.

My boyfriends mom bugged us about Christmas cards so last year we sent out cards with a picture of me drawing a penis on the face of my passed out drunk boyfriend at a hotel room party at a furry convention. Long story.

Holy crap this. I’m in my early thirties and have seen far too many of my friends left high and dry after having a few kids and their husbands deciding they want a younger model. Hell, one of my friends just recently had her husband leave her for a 17 year old while she was 7 months pregnant.

Whenever my boyfriend is being a pain in the ass I threaten to put those cheesy decals up all over our house.

I used to put my baby goats in onesies when it got a bit too cold or they were born early.

Ooooh, the ‘fitspo vegan crossfitters’. Those are my favorite.

I have 2 friends on facebook (ok, one’s a cousin...) for the sole reason of their drama being so soap opera worthy. My cousin just got engaged for the third time this year (3 different dudes, so cool?) and is pissed that none of our family is willing to fly out for this wedding. We’re not stupid enough to spend money…

#blessed

I remember very vividly my parents being SO EXCITED they were finally having a boy when my mom was pregnant with my little brother. My dad took several weeks of paternity leave for him and didn’t take any for me or my sister. In fact, he didn’t even show up to the hospital and just waited for my mom to come home with…

As an American, the answer is always both.