I have 2 friends on facebook (ok, one’s a cousin...) for the sole reason of their drama being so soap opera worthy. My cousin just got engaged for the third time this year (3 different dudes, so cool?) and is pissed that none of our family is willing to fly out for this wedding. We’re not stupid enough to spend money…

#blessed

I remember very vividly my parents being SO EXCITED they were finally having a boy when my mom was pregnant with my little brother. My dad took several weeks of paternity leave for him and didn’t take any for me or my sister. In fact, he didn’t even show up to the hospital and just waited for my mom to come home with…

As an American, the answer is always both.

Should be ‘WAKE UP SHEEPLE’ and you forgot to add BENGHAZI at the end.

Socialist Commie Muslim Atheist.

I do it all the time. Especially if it’s a super tall woman because it’s hard enough finding clothes that fit the 6’+ set. So far, I’ve nearly always been given a big smile and then a great conversation about boots/clothes/whatever. Tall ladies unite!

Ha, it’s never happened to me either. Well, I did have a guy talk to a friend of mine and ask why I was looking at him. He was apparently grossed/creeped out by my eye flirting. I’ve never had a guy ask me out in person though, so I may have plenty of other issues.

ME TOO. I’m tall and busty and I’ve found what makes me look good and I’m sticking to it. If I followed the trends I’d be in skinny jeans and big, flowy sweaters which make me look gigantic. No thanks, I’ll stick with my ‘retro hourglass fitted’ style.

In theory, it's pretty awesome. In practice in a hulking she beast who is bigger than 90% of people I'm around. I haven't been in a group photo for years, and actually had a friend photoshop me out of her wedding photos because I was so much bigger than the rest of the wedding party. This was after being witness to…

The decorating and cleaning thing is also an excellent point... my dad is an avid sportsman/hunter and if he had his way the entire house would be decorated in camo-chic. My Mom is far more traditional and likes florals, pinks and purples. So, she has her bedroom all florally and pretty and my dad has his bow hunting…

That’s exactly how people act in a capitalistic, dog-eat-dog society full of people yelling about PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY and THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT.

Sleeping in separate bedrooms saved my parents marriage, no joke. They each have their own bedroom, purchased their own bed/bedding and generally do the sleep thing on their own. Me and my dude will likely get to that situation, but we have a giant king and only a full in the spare bedroom and can’t figure out who…

My boyfriend loudly farts then apologizes all throughout the night. It took me a few months to get used to it and now I can sleep through it all. Plus he’s not allowed to have dairy products after noon.

Oh man. I went on a few dates with a guy, he was pretty nice, went home with him and he had a gross looking mattress on the floor with a sleeping bag. He offered me the sleeping bag which was cool I guess....but I just left. This was a guy with a good job in his early 30s. I think I made the right decision.

Ugh, my mom and aunt told me that several times. Turns out they were right, but I'm still fucking awesome and my sister is a slacker so whatevs.

I worked for a place that had no sick time and no vacation AND you would get demerits if you called in, was late for any reason or took a sick day without a doctors note. I ended up with a nasty infection that turned to sepsis, 9 days in the hospital, a picc line and sent home with 2 weeks of vancomycin to self…

I’m the ‘Best Lady’ at my dude best friends wedding next year and I’ll be wearing a fucking sweet tailored tux with bowtie. I’m going for the sexy/mysterious androgynous look and since I’m 6’2 I think I can pull it off.

Agreed. But unfortunately, that’s kind of the expectation isn’t it? I mean, I don’t even get the rewards when I travel for my company...everything is linked to the owners accounts and it’s against company policy to use our personal rewards number when booking.

Well, I guess my little bit of sarcasm went over most people’s heads.