Same. In fact, my parents would have been MUCH better off considering I was born with a medical condition and bankrupted them twice over my youth. Also, my parents were young and my Dad had to give up on school so he could support us and ended up getting in a workplace accident and lost vision in one of his eyes. It…

They do make bacon air fresheners. I only know that because my brother stashed a bunch under my car seat many years ago and it took months for the stale meat smell to go away.

I don’t think as much emphasis is placed on how a man looks in his everyday life, while for a woman it’s basically emphasized above all else so we’re hyper aware. I do help my dude shop because he thinks it's perfectly fine to show up to a business meeting in nice slacks, a button up and white athletic socks and shoes…

Ha, I’m a mechanic and my boyfriend doesn’t even know how to pop his car hood. I’ve yet to be in a relationship where I haven’t taken care of all the household maintenance as well. The guys only did it when it became a problem, not when it actually needed to be done.

Wait, at what age am I supposed to have ‘done everything I wanted’? I’m 32 and nowhere fucking NEAR doing even a quarter of what I want to do.

Her hair looks nearly identical to mine, though mine is around 6” longer. From shower to straight it takes me around 2 hours. Fuck that, I rock my lions mane.

Yep, I’ve got a picture of my mom 8 months pregnant with me in a bikini and it just looks like she ate a huge burrito. She’s 5”6 and was around 135 lbs and only gained 15 lbs with me. She told me she was super pissed because she wanted to wear cute maternity clothes and look pregnant but never got past the third…

A reversed vasectomy caused my aunt and uncles divorce quite a few years back. She got pregnant, he accused her of cheating because he had a vasectomy and he made her life ducking miserable. Baby was born, tests were done that proved it was his but at that point it was all ruined.

Anything by Contigo. Seriously. Totally leakproof (I throw it in my bag in the morning on my way to work) and when I accidentally forget about it until noon, it’s STILL HOT. I have 4 of them.

I saw the first bits of christmas wrapping paper towards the end of September. I’m just over everything at this point.

Sadly, that probably puts you way above the curve.

Totally agreed! Interestingly, my job doesn’t offer any maternity leave AND you can’t carry vacation/sick/personal days for more than a year so there is no banking time for the future. My boyfriend’s job, however, offers him 6 weeks paid paternity leave. If we were to have a kid, I’d have to work while my boyfriend…

Seriously. I’m a 6’2 tall woman and I AM bigger than the vast majority of men I know. I win! I'm the smarterest!

I tell my friends that don’t like Python to ‘wait a few years and try again’. Sometimes it takes a while, but they aaaaalways come around eventually.

Me and my bestie went as Wayne and Garth a few years back and EVERY bar we went to played Bohemian Rhapsody and when we got lost alls one of us had to do was yell ‘PARTY ON WAYNE’ or ‘PARTY ON GARTH’ and the other would answer in kind.

HA. I JUST suggested to my bf last week that we go as the Tapatio guy and the Cholula woman. I had a friend write an erotic fan fiction about them so this goes deep for me. He also said no.

Do people not have sketchy head shops in their town?

My sister was like that, she had an entire wall plastered with pictures of her and her friends.

I have two friends, one named Turtle and one named Panda. They’re both married with kids now and we still call them by those names.

Seriously. My parents pulled up his carpet and put plastic linoleum down because they swore the carpet was ‘holding in the stank’.