I think there was a 6 month period when I was 20 where my boobs were big, glorious and looked completely fake and amazing. But that ended pretty quick. They're still glorious, mind you, but going from a 34AA to a 36H in less than a year does some damage.

We're a 24/7 company, and I usually come in 8-5. My boss was doing overnights for auditing purposes so the big boss said I could basically do whatever I wanted for the week as long as my stuff got done. I've been written up a few times for not being able to get all my work down, but for that week I was completely…

That's pretty much where I work...no insurance and no sick days or vacation time either. We also have a 'point' system and if you're more than 10 minutes late you get a point, if you call out sick (even with a doctors note) you get a point, if you have more than 1 hour of overtime in a week you get a point etc etc. …

Yep. I was 6'1 and around 120 lbs, with a nasal tube and PICC (semi permanent IV line in my upper arm) and people kept telling me how good I looked. Looking back, it was really during that time period my extreme cynicism started. If those same people hadn't urged me to lose the weight once I got healthy, I'd have…

THIS. I was very sick for a few years and I have never in my life received more compliments about how good/hot/amazing I looked. I was literally in the hospital once a month, couldn't hold food down and had a nasal tube for a while...but at least I was hot? The minute I was on a good dose of medication (chronic…

As someone with horrible keloid scarring from multiple surgeries because of a chronic genetic medical condition she was born with...this is true. Although, a guy I went on a few dates with was told HE was a hero for dating me. I mean, he had to sacrifice SO MUCH to be seen in public with me. Poor guy.

I'm 6'1 tall and I very distinctly remember the first time I was called fat and moo'd at by a guy. I was around 165 lbs.

"Fat people should be with other fat people".

Yep. I've been the 'secret girlfriend' more times than I'd like to remember. I've got good radar for guys that treat me like that now, but it also means I've been single a lot longer. I have a wonderful boyfriend now and I was SHOCKED that he invited me out to meet his friends in the first 2 months of dating. I've…

Similar to my first boyfriend. He told me he loved me, but that we would never really 'work' because I looked too much like a porn star (I'm tall and built like Christina Hendricks) and he just couldn't be seen with me. I stupidly tried for 3 years to change his mind because my self esteem was so shot, but I finally…

Boy does this ring true for me. I've been in conversations with several men who I've LITERALLY asked out within the past few days and they go on and on about how women never approach and why can't women take a chance. Then, I'll mention that I asked them out for dinner/drinks/an event and they'll stutter and tell me…

I would be more interested in watching this if those pictures had that 'light saber laser' backround that was oh so popular in the early/mid nineties.

I sent that pic to my younger brother and just said 'Does your girlfriend know your 19 year old self applied, and consequently was accepted, for the bachelor?'. He sent me a picture of a very rude hand gesture in return.

I kinda moved back in with my parents for a few months because I was waiting for my sister's lease to expire so we could get a place together after she had a messy breakup. I ended up moving across the country instead, but my parents wouldn't even let me live in the house during those few months. I lived in the…

I have had servers hand my boyfriend the check, he will then hand it directly to me (we go back and forth with paying, generally speaking), I put my card in there and gave it back while the server was standing right there, and they'd STILL hand it back to him. I mean, they literally saw me put my card in the folder…

If I have a kid and it happens to be of the female persuasion I REALLY want to name her Bernadette...mostly because I can call her Bernie. Little girls with boys names are just adorable.

I went to school with a Cheyenne, Chayann, Shyanne, and....I believe it was Shianne. I have no idea why those names were so popular. Now I wanna call my Mom and have her send me my HS yearbook because we had some doozies. And this is coming from someone with a weirdly spelled normal name ;)

I have a cat named Bella...but her actual name is Bellatrix because I'm convinced she's an evil wizard who is plotting to kill us all.

Sometimes you just have to play it up if you have a 'campy' body. I'm 6'1 and built like Christina Hendricks and every once in a while I like the hoist the girls up, throw on a pair of 6" heels and just go for it. It's ridiculous, I kinda resemble a drag queen and I kinda love every minute of it.

I don't trust beautiful/thin/attractive people who tell me I should just 'love my body'. Must be easy to 'love your body' when it's societies version of what's attractive.