Yep. 4+ years of online dating (multiple sites) and not a single relationship. In fact, the longest time I've even spent dating a single person is the 'relationship' I'm in now, and we just passed the 2 month mark of dating. I've gone on more first dates than I can remember, and nearly all have ended when the guys…

Oh god. I was at my guys house this last weekend and he was using a sock to wash his dishes because he forgot to buy a sponge. A sock. A dirty, used sock. I ended up finding an old sponge and doing all of his dishes for him.

When my favorite bartender had her first kid last year (a lovely little girl) we had a baby shower at the bar where she works. It's a little dive by the ocean and basically the regulars are like family there...it's pretty amazing. Most of her presents (and everyone knew it was a girl) were pretty fantastic! I got…

Oh my....I think it's Animal Planet that does a show that just swaps back and forth between different cats/kittens and that's it. I was at a bar with the bf and we ended up just sitting there, barely speaking, watching this kitten show for a good solid hour. Then we realized that we probably looked ridiculous…

Yep. I actually went and spoke to one of our TSA agents about the liquid thing (is my gel deodorant a liquid? How about my lip gloss?) and he basically said it's up to their discretion. Super duper. So the TSA doesn't even know.

I'm flying this week commercially and I spent half an hour this morning googling 'what is considered a liquid' so I can figure out what to put in my clear quart sized zip top bag and what I can just leave in my toiletry bag.

I wonder if I'm the only one who said 'Shemane' as if I was Jack Macfarlane from Will & Grace doing his Cher impression....

I work in aviation and we always referred to the little life vests as 'Mae Wests'.

I think this is why she mentions that men go into these relationships knowing that they aren't fully committed for the long haul while women only realize it in hindsight. The women might THINK that the men they're with are interested in a long term commitment and the men involved don't necessarily tell their…

That sounds exhausting.

Ugh. My apartment has 3 washer/dryers down in the sketchy ass basement (one for each apartment/floor) but we pay for the electricity/water AND they require coinage. It's absolutely ridiculous...but at least I don't have to use the laundromat down the street. That place is just odd.

I grew up in Palmdale too :) It was actually a pretty cool place in the late 80s/early 90s and then shit went downhill...fast. Two doors down from us some gang members broke into/robbed a house and killed the entire family. Less than a month later my parents moved us up to San Luis Obispo.

YES. One of my favorite meals ever is cheap ass box mac and cheese, a small can of pickled jalapanos, a can of tuna and a can of peas. Sounds gross, but it's quite possibly the most fantastic redneck meal EVER.

I don't :( I had nearly the entire design stolen a few years back and ever since then I've been super paranoid about posting pictures.

The Target near where I live basically only has a little corner with maternity/plus size clothing. I'm right on the cusp of being plus size (Anywhere between a size 14 and 18 depending on brand) so I tend to float in between the regular and plus dept. Of course, I buy a lot of maternity shit because I have huge…

I'm 6'1, my baby brother is 6'5ish and my poor sister is 5'5 on a good day. She's a redhead, I have dark brown hair and my brother is basically blonde. My sister has brown eyes, I have light green and brother has blue.

I actually have baby skeleton birds tattooed on me with little x's for eyes so this seems oddly relevant to my life.

She's doing much better, though I've told her a few times she should write a memoir or something about the situation. High school sweethearts, he cheats on her while she's pregnant with their third child with a 19 year old college student, she contracts not one but TWO STDs and then she later finds love via World of…

Cookie dough attached to a bottle of Strawberry Fields Boonesfarm. That would sell like hotcakes in the town I grew up in.

That's actually how a friend found out her husband (who was the only man she'd ever been with and had been married to since just out of high school) was cheating. She contracted both Chlamydia and herpes and was absolutely shocked.