I drunk text my Mom fairly often... and she thinks it's pretty damn funny. While I don't hang out on Gchat with my Mom all day, I do text her fairly frequently because she's a badass and I like talking to her. I also fairly recently moved across the country so keeping in touch with my family is crazy important and…

Your story parallels mine a bit... I was told to read Ayn Rand by a very conservative friend and it did basically the opposite of what he thought it would. I became MORE liberal and MORE interested in the basics and tenets of socialism after reading The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged.

I just can't wear a big ugly bra. I'm a 36H and own 6 bras and I hand wash and take incredible care of them because they were all more than $70...except one Panache that I found on Amazon for $45!

When my former best friend got married a while back she had been with her now husband for nearly 10 years and they already owned a house together. Their registry consisted of things like mountain bikes, a trampoline, motorcycle parts etc etc. which was funny to me. I was going through some really tough times…

I've been rocking braided pigtails, being an adult and all.

Ain't that the truth. I'm 6'1 and have been called 'masculine, unattractive, huge, big, ugly, gigantic' etc etc. on and on. I've had people who didn't bother remembering my name so they just call me Jolly Green instead. I've been told I was too tall to be taken seriously and not 'wife material' solely because I'm…

Not to mention if there's even a teensy weensy bit of humidity in the air.

No wonder I've been stuck in a rut as old-timey zookeepers assistant.

My Mom never purchased any of mine either! Apparently I pissed off someone in yearbook my senior year because I was completely omitted from that entire yearbook. It was as if I didn't exist...kind of like High School as a whole.

Me and my guy meet half way. I take the subway to the end of the line (I'm in Boston) and he meets me there and picks me up to go to his place which is about 15 minutes away. It avoids horrible downtown traffic and is a fairly easy commute for me as well. His place is much quieter and he doesn't have roommates like…

One of the reasons I chose the job I'm at now is because my set schedule is 2-10, which means I can go to sleep at 4am and wake up around noon. The guy I'm seeing is on German time (his boss is over in Germany) so his schedule is basically the opposite of mine which means he turns into a very cranky sleepy man when…

I own one of those 'The Original Pink Box' toolboxes (3 of them, actually) and I worked as an auto mechanic, then as an aircraft mechanic for a few years. It helped me stand out, it provided hilarious juxtaposition (to me at least) because most of my tools were black, red or grey...and the other mechanics toolboxes…

Whenever I'm feeling down, all I have to do is watch a few Brian Wilson interviews or read some of his 'quips' and it puts me in a good mood again. The man is a crazy person and I love him for it.

That's how I feel about all the VC Andrews books... my Mother actually owns every single one of them in paperback form. I think I started reading them when I was in my mid-teens when my Mom said 'yo, check this shit out, it's messed up as FUCK.' And no, I'm not exaggerating because my Mother and I both have a love…

He doesn't dye his beard black... he plays a lot of day games so it got tan.

Oh nooooes!! Some random D-bag on the internet doesn't like my tattoos!!

I have a feeling that if I ever were to become famous and/or horribly rich I'd just be walking around collectively flipping everyone around me off. I wouldn't be mean, mind you, but my not-giving-a-fuck levels would just explode which is impressive considering how high they are right now.

Psh, when I bought it a few years back it was $185. $50 is a bargain!

It's why I have a weird celebrity 'crush' on The Stig from Top Gear. Life doesn't always make sense.

My first (and so far only) boyfriend visibly looked horrified the first time he saw me without makeup. I don't wear a lot, mind you...but I do have slightly blotchy skin, I'm missing part of one of my eyebrows due to an exhaust pipe incident many years ago and my eyelashes are very faint so I generally use mascara so…