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that's literally exactly what it was

Nothing tragic about a child who grows up motherless and has to at some point understand that he accidentally murdered his mother?

I don't know, maybe they'll try him as an adult. It's all the rage.

Dayuuuum. That's all I have to offer in praise of this comment.

I am sure you are quite lovely and very stylish. I am also positive that you have a million things that are more important to offer the world than being either lovely or stylish. But most of all, I am certain that when lemon made this comment in jest - bringing to mind the stereotypical mother with her out of date

Her name always makes me think of the Cuccos in Ocarina of Time.

I was all, "why do these two women get into so many car accidents together?"

that sort of thing doesnt bother me. if she was swanning around LA in a full niqab/hijab outfit i would slap her eyebrows off her face*, but as she is in a muslim country, especially a place of worship, it is pretty respectful.

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I agree...I feel really bad too because the reporters are just trying to do their jobs and I hate seeing people messing with them.

"gues wat u have hepatitis lol"

This is both morally wrong and absolutely fucking adorable and I am not sure how to feel about it, aside from now I want to be covered in Panda cosplaying chow chow puppies.

#NOTALLCAPS

CAPS EASIER READ /throws own feces

omg. This is the exact same sad face I made when I dropped my burrito at lunch today. twinsies!

OTTERS ARE ALWAYS STEALING SPOTLIGHTS

She did think. I'm the outlier here apparently because it shouldn't be a surprise or a shocker that the word and the feeling fits, i.e. having your people and/or property raped and pillaged by an extraneous force. Rape doesn't only apply or only mean some form of sex forced against one's will, it just doesn't. Rape is

More interesting than helpful, but I wouldn't say it's *not* helpful. I think the silent alarm feature that wakes you up when you're at the lightest part of your sleep cycle definitely makes for a easier morning than being roused by a traditional alarm in the middle of deep sleep. There are phone apps that can do

Yeah, better vengeance then prevention, amiright God?