Queen of the Damned is SO BAD.

Alyssa: “That is why this meeting was so important to me—I wanted to look at you in the eye and know that you really are a human with a heartbeat.”
Cruz: “ooh, I have some bad news...” 

I think you meant “Gen X”. But that’s ok, we’re used to being invisible. 

Marriage.

I really doubt she has friends.

#superduperannoying #totallypunchablefaces #clicktosubscribe

I don’t believe it for one minute that anyone really thinks that Wolff was remarking about Suckabees appearance or sexuality. It’s just an excuse to complain. Not one of them, from what I have read, said that Suckie was unjustly accused of spreading malicious lies and manipulating the public which was the whole…

Not that we have to hold hands and sing kumbaya all the time, but honestly, what is the point of articles like this? What inspired you? I hate Chelsea Handler, so why don’t I write an article about how much her new business venture is gonna suck.

The battle over ‘literally’ has been lost, unfortunately. :(

I know, right? That spokesman is not ready for prime time.

Immigration has come up again. Can we be friends if we immigrate? Where are you based? We’re looking at den Hague.

Raise your hand if Pieces of You changed your life in the 90s and you toted around her book of poetry and you have NO SHAME

:| I have no idea if you are a shitty actor, but this is a shitty thing to say.

Hold up...Toby Keith has four or five famous songs?

I feel the same way. I wouldn’t watch the first 20 minutes of John Wick when I found out what happened. Some writer here was reviewing the sequel and said “it was just a fucking dog” and I lost my shit.

Winning!

InstantPot isn’t a brand-name its a fucking lifestyle bro.