i was walking up the stairs at my job yesterday and all of a sudden-BOOM-smacked in the head with a fucking laptop. some tool was walking down the stairs, with his laptop open and didn’t see my head behind it. i was like...dude-you are not that fucking important. close the computer for the three seconds it takes you…

timed bathroom breaks are dehumanizing

Criminal minds is really bad with that.

i actually really liked this show. though i didn’t make it too far after Rose and stopped all together when the chick from big bang started. i lay awake many a night thinking about how i would use my powers.

i live in europe now but i was born/raised in the states. what i realized after living in europe for awhile now-gender just doesn’t play such a political role here. I mean, for most people. its not really discussed as a point of interest. you elect the best person you think for the job and the gender of that person is…

my kids are too young yet so i’ve got a few years before that phase hits my house! Though the way my two year old can navigate a tablet is scary so maybe less time than i think.

Sure! I don’t live by den hague though. I live in the haarlem area. I don’t know how to private message or anything on here-but if you do send me a message. I can send you my email and will be happy to talk you through some stuff.

its so weird this article came up today. I haven’t listened to my jewel in probably a decade. Yesterday at work, i just had to listen to Pieces of you. I was compelled. So i turned it on and after two songs i had to turn it off because i was tearing up with all the memories that album brings back.

those challenges sound a lot like-let me eat a bunch of bad food. in the name of science.

yeah, i mean sniffing glue is one thing. its stupid, but the point is to get high. eating detergent to get a tummy ache? not the same thing.

or he’ll be 10 feet tall. BMI perfect!

i was once told by a friend that she didn’t need to go all the Italy ever because she rode a gondola in Vegas. I just felt really sad for her. Italy (Tuscany) is one of the most beautiful places on earth(IMHO) and she’ll never experience it. Vegas is one of the least beautiful places on earth(IMHO).

if you think this is a lot of products, don’t come to my house! i was actually thinking this is a really basic routine(which whatever, if it works for you go for it).

i recently tried the lash paradise as it was supposed to be a dupe Better than Sex. The right mascara has been a struggle for decades and i am very happy with BTS. But i have to get it shipped overseas and that adds to the pricey-ness of it. Lash paradise for me was a no go-very clumpy and less length. :(

I think Bill would have had a lot of fun being first husband. Just dinking around, working with charities, throwing parties.

but not only does he not know it(as PRESIDENT!) but he knew he was going to be filmed singing it and didn’t even bother to learn it. I hate him so much.

i think along these lines all the time. i really want to send a mail to every muti-millionaire and above. To ask them to pool A BUNCH of fucking money and start buying congressmen. If the whole system is so corrupt, let’s get in there and do it. You know most of these fuckers have no real principles-so if we just…

wait-do they call it mousekeeping? how precious.

plus, like someone said upthread-if you are paying disney prices and holed up in your room for 36 hours-something is wrong. A regular, non theme park connected room-i can see this. my husband and i used to love to just book a nice room with a bubble bath and camp out for 2 days.

i think they would be much better off taking a look at their budget and salaries(for the top).