almost spit my coffee out

i got the first one as a bday gift from my husbands best friend. I mean, i guess he is my friend too but it was odd. and my husband wasn’t thrilled.

this pic is so funny. she looks like she is JUST BARELY containing her fucking rage.

yeah, this is no middle aged spread with a few too many beers. We are heading towards Henry VIII territory

i had to sleep for 6 hours last night, on the floor of my two year olds room with him wrapped in my (lost all feeling) arms. he was sick and this was the only way he got some peace. I-on the other hand-can barely move this morning and look 65 years old. so i buy parents look more haggard.

my two fashion rules-comfort and slimming. thats it.

if i had a decent figure, i would dress as late 90's bohemian most of the time with a bit of grunge thrown in for good measure.

I’ll watch this, or at least give it a go. Roseanne’s family was more like my family than anything else on TV at that time. Yes, Roseanne is annoying but the rest of the cast was great. I still know most of the storylines by heart.

yeah, Kate looks a bit ridiculous here. the hat/coat combo is too much. one or the other, i think. or...neither maybe.

i noticed that too. do you think she really uses Dove?

not really. they are coming up a solution to a non problem. AND, their solution creates many more problems so its not really a solution at all.

and also creative play. Study after study says free play is one of the best things for developing brains and social media is one of the worst. I wouldn’t have a problem with my kids school doing this at all.

Better Things was fantastic. It really got dark and broody this season and i loved it. I don’t think you need to apologize for it either. This movie looks dumb to me so i would never see it and i certainly wouldn’t be able to watch any new stand up without his sweaty masturbating face popping up in my head but it…

Mad trucker gone mad.

purity from philosophy. it takes me make up off, makes my skin feel clean and doesn’t strip it. only thing i have found that can do a good job at all three.

come on

i was asked 4 months after giving birth when was i finally going to have that baby?

he is a country singer, right? how many people in saudi arabia really want to hear his shitty cowboy songs anyway?

my favorite part is the distinction between “science” and a “formula” for aerodynamics.

yeah, it sucks and is stupid because it muddys the already unclear waters concerning assault victims. why kind of asshole comes out on behalf of someone else?