Stef recommended my post! Seriously, though, I don’t know how car reviews work, but I think BMW has Mojave metallic 328xd wagons strategically placed around the country, waiting for Jalopnik editors to call. Granted, no manuals, but what other than this site would inspire them to import brown diesel wagons at all?

Yes! Zeek wants Jalopnik to review the brown 328xd wagon that he keeps droning on and on. The editors here pass because it’s too pricey and not a manual. It’s my dream car and since Tom has explained that I will never afford it please give a full Jalopworthy review. It’s the closest that I may ever be able to get.…

Yes! Zeek wants Jalopnik to review the brown 328xd wagon that he keeps droning on and on. The editors here pass because it’s too pricey and not a manual. It’s my dream car and since Tom has explained that I will never afford it please give a full Jalopworthy review. It’s the closest that I may ever be able to get.…

The same displacement, cylinder count, turbo count and horsepower that the 335i had 15 years later. That is very impressive.

So why no beetles?

Read the ad, he’s honest. Shock mounts rusted out, rust bubbles in the rear, front hood and bumper run over, speedo busted. Clock busted. Seats need recovering at minimum. Paint needs re spray, window regulators off track, new tires needed, radio doesn’t work. Still, it’s up to $28k?!.

The baby poop sparkling bronze metallic 328dx.

Yes! I keep wanting Jalopnik to review the diesel 3-Series wagon offered in two shades of brown (“Mojave” metallic my ass) but it’s too expensive and not manual. Still, it’s my dream car but I may never be able to afford one.

Yes! Zeek wants jalopnik to review the 328dx wagon so badly that he brings it up at every possible chance. I was told it’s too expensive, but it comes in TWO shades of brown! Granted, it’s wagon pre-taxed at like $48k, but please, Jalop, since I may never be able to afford even a used one I would leave to read your…

We should have the Tesla 500 spec series: the only race where no one finishes.

Yeah! They had one of those at Astroworld. All of my friends stood in line all day to get on the Cyclone or whatever and you couldn't get me off of the car ride, including the Model T. I was a future Jalop for sure.

As a kid I dreamed of this car. My grandfather owned the local East Texas Ford dealership so LTDs was all we drove. Granny had a Grand Marq and granddaddy drove a Town Car. I think we even had a T-Bird version for a while. But I loved manuals. Since evidently all cars we could drive were Panther based, none had…

Am I the only one who sees this?

That's not a crash, more of a truck nuzzling the guard rail.

Who here has driven a T? Planetary gearbox, 4 pedals, and you control ignition advance from a lever on the column. Am I even close? Seems like a gear head dream.

AWD rooster tails. 1 hp, but I can’t do that in my A3! Rooster Tails

Yeah, it’s been a few years—seven—since he offered to save Chrysler. One thing great about this site is that they aren’t as connected as the mags. But Torch has the manuals for the rovers for the moon landings so he should have all the ins on unsubstantiated conspiracy theories!

Dude’s still alive, right? This is one of the biggest car sites on the web. Can you literally just call him?

Stratos is gorgeous. Doesn't belong here

It's got the so ugly part 100%.