No arguments need be given.

Yeah. Would it have killed them to put MG-TF style forward facing lamps? In fact, they were pointed at each other but actually projected forward. Quite the achievement.

Sprite? Is ug-dorable a word?

Capri looks fabulous, almost out of place and weird between the whatever-the-first-car was and the Mustang-II.

Are those super swampers?

My car—BMW 135i. Flame surfacing, Bangleized mess with a droopy sow’s belly molded inexplicably down the side—all while forgoing the long hood shape that makes a RWD car look great. Still, it’s grown on me.

Zeek wanted Jalopnik to review the (yes, I get it—auto only and expensive) 3 series wagon so much that he brought it up even when it was only distantly related to the current topic. But seriously, how can it be more directly related than this? Do you have some sort of litmus test where the brown-ness, dieselness, and…

Nostalgia for the 90s is great, but BMW currently offers a diesel 3 series wagon in not one, but TWO shades of brown (sparkling bronze metallic and Mohave brown) and Jalopnik won’t even acknowledge its existence, much less review it. Where do you think used German wagons come from? You berated us all for not buying…

Definitely getting worse.

As a Broncos fan we use this combo all the time.

Who am I kidding? I am usually checking out the British cars, so old Bugeye Sprites, Jag XK120s, MGAs in the Most Likely to Spontaneously Catch Fire division.

What kind of car shows are these? Do they have a Boring-Ass limo division? If I went to a car show with these I would demand my money back. They are great cars, but who wants to see them in a show?

That's a good question. Would you be ok if it was your car and a good story?

My granddaddy (Ford dealer) left the keys to his Lincoln in the ignition. No visor necessary.

I saw Bullitt at the Alamo Drafthouse yesterday (look for it in your town) and it was awesome. Autonomous Mustangs would have safely tracked down the bad guys whose Charger was getting away at a prudent speed and Bud Ekins’ rubber suit and ABS would have saved his motorcycle and the movies of the last 45 years…

“Clean” but not actually clean.

That GTI rules on the autobahn. My only autobahn trip was in a wheezy 80s rabbit, but the GTI was born for it. Yer right, too bad to have all of this capability and not be able to use it.

Looks like plastic, like the third most abundant thing.

Twin turbo straight 8!

True. No one has the energy or motivation to drive across the border and save $5k dollars.