Don't feel jealous, I owned both of the cars in my photo, but the photo is over 10 years old. Personally I think the base models are more charming (and reliable), the one on the right was a loaded 16V with power everything, and it never ran perfectly for long.

I had an 88 Jetta (on the left). Base model, not a GL, not a G-anything. It had 13" steel wheels, 5 speed, no power steering, no AC, no power anything. It was dead reliable because there was literally nothing to break. I sold it, then a few years later saw it parked in SF with a little dent in it. Felt sad but proud.

If he's so popular there, why don't they crown his ass?

More Magnolia than Palahniuk, no?

Is Eddie Murray Sparkles one person or two?

A trio with Fowler and Poulter would be next-level trolling.

Yeah, almost any local pizza place will do this. Usually very cheap too, like $2-5 per dough. I've also bought dough at places like Whole Foods - when they are out of stock in the refrigerator section, just go up to the pizza stand and ask for it.

I bet you go way below parallel.

I'm sure you are right. I must have seen a hatch on a UK video.

I'm late. So a 4 series will have 2 doors, a 3 series will have 4 doors, and a 2 series will have 3 doors? Cool.

It seems to move in certain defensive scenarios even though it does not strike the puck. It would be hilariously more infuriating if it didn't move shit unless it had to.

Whatever microphone setup they used, it sounds very very good.

This is the SUPERBOWL of Flopping! GRIN

I also support the Weber Kettle designs. However, you don't need to buy one new for $100. Usually there are multiple used grills on craigslist for under $30, and perfectly operational. I bought mine for $10 and I have used it for over 5 years with no signs of fatigue.

Different charcoals (lump vs briq, etc) don't impart much flavor unless you are doing it wrong.

oh shhhh

Talking and Mandolining don't mix.

Fatted and tatted.

I was in my 20s at the time so I should have known - that's why it surprised me. And I owned a 99 Integra R a few years later. I do know I thought they were ugly - probably why I ignored them.

Yeah it's faster than my current car. And about the same as Integra R and S2000 more than 5 years later.