Zaronius
Zaronius
Zaronius

I dare you to get the fish odor out of that bag.

I wouldn't say it is "pretty damn good". It's about the same as MM and costs the same too.

I have owned iPhones 1-4 (my only phones during that time) and Nexus 4 w/ android 4.2. I currently use both iPhone 4 and Nexus 4 on a daily basis.

Glutinous rice is delicious.

Any solution where you want me to press another kind of button on another kind of remote is not a solution.

iWatch? Yawn. Can anyone fucking create a better way to control my television? I seriously have to point this silver-painted dildo with 200 cheap rubber buttons directly at the IR receiver every time I want it to do something?

Why all the Cowboy fans in Bakersfield-ish? Is it because of actual rodeos there? That sounds preposterous.

You Lie

She might be trying to pass for a fast break.

Scirocco is not a hatchback. It is a coupe.

On an SVT? That's a shame.

a little long but the pearl was worth it. +1

How did "standard" tipping arbitrarily increase to 18-20% from the norm of 15% in the 80s, and iirc the 90s (I was a teen at the time)? If you reply, "inflation" I will slap you with my bloomin onion.

1984 Fila Thunderbird

I'm late to this story. What are the odds that the notebook was just written as a fantasy (like me writing, "3pm, romp - Shakira")? Zero?

Pfft, I've seen that plenty of times - on grade school little girls in the 1970s.

Ugh, sooner or later I knew someone would compare Ray Lewis to Hitler. That is moronic. A filthy, megalomaniacal, phony, unethical, violent killer? Sure, but that guy was no Ray Lewis.

Think of it as a GIF animator.

If this is something you really care about, there is no substitute for trying the knives out yourself. Places like W-S will have a cutting board and possibly even carrots for you to try cutting.

Ugh, you are right. It was probably a Jew joke. I am damn offended now.