He’s got a brother who’s into trains.

My old dog, Musclebutt 2000, attempted to eat a s’more out of my mouth once. She had a bout of temporary insanity. She had never seen a s’more, and she wanted one. Can you blame her?

Tell me I’m not the only person that chuckled at “horn hole.”

GTFO

I’d feel better about myself if I spent 60k on actual crack.

one of only 24 S54 M Coupes in Steel Gray with a Dark Gray/Black interior and a sunroof.

Nobody is above the law, Kara.

We need to start conducting this witch hunt properly—we’ll throw Trump in a lake and, if he drowns, he’s innocent.

Remember the crash test rating of the Tsuru (the Mexican version of 1992 Nissan Sentra)?

Gah, the Jesus Fish!!! That should be a crime!

Was that NipplesAndToes23 with the word and or Nipples&Toes23 with an ampersand?

I just remember wondering how NipplesAndToes23 didn’t shit herself while Angela Basset looked at her with complete disdain.

With a turbo engine and an interior looking that good, there’s only one way this vote can go.

Bruh...

Or maybe I just like posting pictures in the morning: http://jalopnik.com/tag/images

I’d like to hear from anyone with expertise about the national security ramifications here.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

And today on “Troll, Moron, or Garbage Human” ... please welcome Long-Voyager to the stage!