He’s got a brother who’s into trains.

My old dog, Musclebutt 2000, attempted to eat a s’more out of my mouth once. She had a bout of temporary insanity. She had never seen a s’more, and she wanted one. Can you blame her?

Tell me I’m not the only person that chuckled at “horn hole.”

GTFO

I’d feel better about myself if I spent 60k on actual crack.

one of only 24 S54 M Coupes in Steel Gray with a Dark Gray/Black interior and a sunroof.

Nobody is above the law, Kara.

We need to start conducting this witch hunt properly—we’ll throw Trump in a lake and, if he drowns, he’s innocent.

Remember the crash test rating of the Tsuru (the Mexican version of 1992 Nissan Sentra)?

Gah, the Jesus Fish!!! That should be a crime!

Was that NipplesAndToes23 with the word and or Nipples&Toes23 with an ampersand?

I just remember wondering how NipplesAndToes23 didn’t shit herself while Angela Basset looked at her with complete disdain.

With a turbo engine and an interior looking that good, there’s only one way this vote can go.

Bruh...

Or maybe I just like posting pictures in the morning: http://jalopnik.com/tag/images

I’d like to hear from anyone with expertise about the national security ramifications here.

I went outside to grab the paper this morning and rant into a Trump voting neighbor. I smiled as I picked up the paper and said “It’s tough to keep up with everything these days”, and he replied “I don’t even want to know”.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.