I’d make completely opulent K-Car restomods. I also make bad business decisions

Nissan Figaro. With an Ecoboost.

The question at the top of the page:

I have lunch every other week or so with a woman who works in my office. Sometimes we go to lunch at the same time and we both require nourishment so eating together makes sense. So far I have managed to avoid fucking her. I do this by not trying to fuck her. This also applies to all other women I know who are not my…

Sportscar + crawler = “sprawler”

I once had a college course with a guy named “Bean Bag”. Legal name since birth.

WTF? Does he not have a right hand?

Tesla Model S, I can’t even find the damn thing!

Hey teens, I’m happy to say that Peter, the Practical Enthusiast who authored that monster 300ZX build thread a while back, will be on Jalopnik more these days. Get ready to follow more adventures in successful, competent vehicle repair!

i’ll mullet over for a bit, but your idea seems sound.

Am i doing this right?

This is Gordon, being fluffy and smiley.

when I first read it, I thought it said “taking a shit on the playground” and was both repulsed and confused.

David’s not getting that willis out of the garage, let alone to Iowa.

This was funny, but when I saw the title on Twitter it really god my hopes up that he had been fired.

I doubt that guy can throw a patriot missile far enough to hit a drone.

200 years from now, it might look something like this:

That’s Xterrifying.