That's what happens when you put the engine in the wrong place.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Replica-Ki… This crazy fucking thing.

Previously known as:

Harrison Ford is close enough, no? :)

Possibly because our commenters make more sense and give real feedback?

How to devalue your Corvette for a mere $327!

This truck has been popular for years! Let's make the bed useless and put stupid fucking graphics all over it!

Had my bachelor party in the middle of the PA woods. Dirtbikes, shitty Jeeps, quads, guns, beer, etc.. The only stripper we could get to come out to the cabin..... well... wasn't worth it. We paid her to leave, she took a box of ammo.

Still has a Rover 45 climate control unit. Unimpressed.

not nearly enough louvers

Well, if it's been calculated the same way as the Focus ST, that probably means 22MPG Highway for normal people, 31 for hypermilers.

Sweet mother of fuck! Another day on Jalopnik… Another pair of ruined pants.

oh my god yes. that cockpit feel.

It's OK...everything will be OK. Here...let me just rub your shoulders. Tell me all about it. You can tell me. Mmmmmm. When you're ready to talk, I'll be right here. *whispers* I was circumcised at an angle.

There's handy crotch-cooler vents, but opening them to the hot desert wind only serves to turn your scrotum into something that resembles a leather pouch full of herbs that I imagine would be used by a shaman or something.

I kind of wonder if this guy is a jerk all of the time in the neighborhood. Maybe that is why this kids won't help him.

Usually my dealership experiences go something like this.

there she be clean and simple