This truck is pretty good as well..:D

Siri?

It's a NP but I still wouldn't buy it. It's the Khloe Kardashian of 80s Bimmers.

This cannot be real...

2.) Every single people who has been messaging me and harassing me has apologized for their actions.

"Magic Restraint Valet"

How about "Automatic Safety Restraint Valet".

This totally looks like a Honda Accord...

Towing at that speed…

"a couple of guys pushing from behind while rocking it...kitty litter and elbow grease...he let me blindly pick any package"

Shit, you don't need to tell me. Luckily that will all change soon. Always drove my parents' cars which were all automatics. Will be learning manual soon since all the cars I want are manual only (Si, Abarth, ST, Mazdaspeed)...

This is the first thing that came to mind. An obvious answer perhaps, but it really does horrify me.

The more I read Jalopnik, the more I realize that the brain-dead Fry encompasses all the emotions we feel.

So there's an acronym for everything except "Complex Urban Mission" hmm mm...

Missed a spot... do-over.

Fire's like "F*** THE POLICE"