Here ya go...

You are right she would be much hotter tanned up

I'm positive that he'll beat the trumped up charge. I think the commanding officer should be more grounded in his outlook. Seriously, it's not like he committed battery. The capacitor for some people to take things too far never ceases to amaze me. Hopefully this gets cleared up in circuit court.

Squishy Face!

For the COTD, I give you all this lovely cowgirl...

At first I thought they attach em to horses via a butt plug.

Image courtesy of not me.

Slap the new Durango racetrack lights on the back, and you've got a Dodge.

WA WA WEE WA

Forgive me, but this car makes the Jaguar F-Type Coupe look like a BRZ. It is, THE sex. As an added bonus, you will never see a rich trophy wife pull up next to you in the same car.

Read it out loud in his voice. +1 to you, sir.

Those look awesome!

You do realize that the model s makes more torque than the F150 right?

Yes, it is just you.

Heyyyyyyyy Mama Lock Me!