Uh oh.

Too late.

HAMLOVE! Seriously though, I’d drive the hell out of a Prolapse Clamking.

I’m leaving work now which means no more posting.. thanks for playing my game Kay. Have a great weekend!

George... a clue. Patrick George is too obivious. Famous Georges... Castanza, Foreman, Washington... KING George! Alanis King, take off your mask.

That’s exactly what ORLOVE WOULD SAY!

I see you didn’t answer my question MR. TORCHINSKY!!!

Which one of the Jalopnik staff is running the $kaycog account? I mean, she comments on every single story like 3 minutes after posting and now professes her love towards the staff? Clearly an inside job.

Kidding aside, I do enjoy your articles. Happy Birthday ya filthy animal!

I drove a Focus ST for a while and got sick of the car payment, I bet you could get a used one for a pretty good price these days.

You know the answer is either GTI or Focus RS.

One time I read one of Justin’s articles and thought to myself “Hey, that was okay writing”. Ah, the memories Justin and I share.

Journalism?

You should grab your morning coffee or switch to decaf if you already have, you’re a bit cranky today. Every morning they post a neat car with a 2-3 line “article” under it. Sorry this one didn’t meet your standards for journalism or meet your minimum quota for “reasoning”.

And Crudbumps.

Fun fact, this is the same guy who draws the web comic Toothpaste For Dinner. He is fucking awesome.

And then the smile at 9:14... you won them back.