I thought that was funny. I showed it to my wife who doesn’t care about cars or Wayne’s world... She did not find it as funny.

If you click through to the auction site there is a picture of the dispenser. If only it were a factory option on cars today...

I’d say the dispenser is still an important part of the car... But damn it, red vine sucks. #Twizzler4lyfe

I can’t wait to drive my new Porsche... Pronounced porsh cause I’m m from the Midwest, deal with THAT!

I made this like 6 months ago but it got lost in the comments on the original story with that gif... I’ve been waiting patiently to use it again. MY DAY HAS COME!

I hoped it was less dark than I made it out to be... thank you for clarifying. Continue on with your pirating. (maybe next time include a picture of yourself so we know your intent)

D...did... did you just threaten her life? That’s fucked up.

An avid reader for nearly 10 years, I have dreamed of the day I would receive such an illustrious prize. Never did I think a comment about a mercury Sable would win it. I just wanted more canned ham is all. Torchinsky/Sanders 2016!

Disappointed with the lack of canned ham... pleased with the amount of profanities hurled at a mobile home. And now I can finally cross that ‘02 Sable off my dream car list... stupid thing can’t even handle tank attack.

The spigot line got me. I’ll never be able to say it again without thinking it’s a slur.

My thoughts while Jason mentions testing the propeller: please use canned ham please use canned ham...a www, hot dogs... That’s not as good.

Ask and ye shell receive. (see what I did there?)

It was not a good day.

That’s not how you get mold... let me tell you how you get mold.

Treat Yo Self!

Sans drive train, ready for welding, stripping, filling, sanding, priming, sanding, priming, sanding...

No wrenching, just lots of digging...

If you used the chain off the chainsaw to drive the sprocket you’d have front end protection at the same time as power to the wheel!