I don't have time at work to post on Jalopnik anymore. DAMN YOU JALOPNIK!

Also when I do post, I think it's gray :(

Let me help by fixing the headline:

The lead photo made me think of this.

No wide body, no way.

Should have had some brews in that box and charged admission to watch.

This car is for sale less than 1 mile from me. I have considered calling the guy just to go take a gander but always figure he would just be annoyed with "another looky-loo".

This hunk of metal sits on my desk at work as a constant reminder of all the fun I had in my 92 Dodge Stealth R/T TT... what is it? That is the output shaft from the transmission to the transfer case; a weak point when you start tinkering with the engine and getting more power. They sell hardened ones, so if you're…

It'll give you a pretty mean case of sting-ring.

Juke R = Flamin' Hot Cheetos... something originally designed for general public consumption made hot as hell.

Hellcat = Spicy Beef Jerky

Time travel back to 1989 and tell them we will strap cameras to the tops of a fleet of cars, take billions of pictures, and assemble them together so you could see them by dropping a pin on a digital map... see how that works out for you.

Sounds like a man when you don't put on your headphones. Jezebel would be disappointed in me for assuming our superhero is a man.

This man IS a superhero... one whose secret power is the availability of masking tape at a moments notice.

It does all types... country and western.

This one has been taunting me for weeks but my wife would kill me since I already have a project car and bought a Focus ST about a year ago. No more toys for me... for now.

http://lansing.craigslist.org/cto/4579793037…

Yes. I drive past a VW dealer everyday and they have a brand new GTI out front with some pretty boss rims on it and I wanted to see them on their site... couldn't find it anywhere and got frustrated trying.

I average 25.5 in my Focus ST with 80% highway. I've gotten as high as 33 and as low as 19 (that was a fun tank of gas).