Sounds like a man when you don't put on your headphones. Jezebel would be disappointed in me for assuming our superhero is a man.

This man IS a superhero... one whose secret power is the availability of masking tape at a moments notice.

It does all types... country and western.

This one has been taunting me for weeks but my wife would kill me since I already have a project car and bought a Focus ST about a year ago. No more toys for me... for now.

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Yes. I drive past a VW dealer everyday and they have a brand new GTI out front with some pretty boss rims on it and I wanted to see them on their site... couldn't find it anywhere and got frustrated trying.

I average 25.5 in my Focus ST with 80% highway. I've gotten as high as 33 and as low as 19 (that was a fun tank of gas).

Am I pending?

That is a possibility I did not consider. Its pretty amazing how helping someone get unstuck will put them in a good mood; I helped our "neighborhood asshole" out of the snow once and he was pleasant to me for the next 6 months. Now, I've also had people who I helped just drive off without so much as a wave out the…

I live in Michigan and help at least 3 strangers a year out of the snow. Stop being a dick laughing from your window with your phone in hand, get your ass down there, and help the guy.

My wife's 2005 Honda Pilot has a tape deck. I just used it yesterday with a cassette adapter to listen to a podcast... you see kids, a cassette adapter is... ah never mind.

Worth noting... their seat belts are boss as hell.

I agree. Though if my buddy was around, I would still give him shit for having a love affair with a car that can't look anymore 80's.

Agreed. Pretty boring without it. As I understand it, some of the widebody Starions came with gull wing doors too. (I've got a buddy with a Conquest/Starion obsession. He is currently running one as a track car)

Yes, I know the top one is a Starion and the bottom is a Conquest but its the same thing, I just couldn't find a picture of a non-widebody Conquest.

No.

Never did a cross country trip but my standard for any long trip is to stop at a gas station and buy shitloads of Cracker and Cheddar Combos (don't even look at the other kinds, they're garbage) and beef jerky. When checking out I ask for 10 dollars cash back and have them give it to me as a roll of quarters. …