Dodgeball

Ha, yes. My buddy did this when we were 16; called them "Poor man's car wash". Same guy who would take "deodorant baths": Skipping a shower and instead opting to take a stick of deodorant and apply a thick stripe from waste, up the side of your body to armpit, down arm to wrist area on both sides.

Man... I almost said "Some rich Jalop needs to make this IRL" but decided to tone back my nerd. Favorite dinosaur? Velociraptor. Did we just become best friends? Yep!

Why hasn't this been built full scale? Some rich Jalop needs to get on that.

That picture makes me feel funny "down there". Is that normal?

Maybe not on camera, but at the very least you should be able to clean up after the show.

Ha, my thoughts exactly! I knew that wasn't actually the case but I thought it would be funny. In reality I figured it was the Vibe's retarded cousin that no one ever talks about. You know the cousin...

Thoughts that went through my head: Did someone debadge a Chevy Aveo... wait... REbadge a Chevy Aveo? Why would anyone do that?

Then, after a quick search I was surprised to see the Aveo was no more either... not that I followed it's existence too closely.

Sold: 6233

And Dodge immediately changes their tow rating to match this standard.

Is this an arm that extends out to hand you your seat belt? Please tell me this option is listed as "Robotic seat belt butler".

There are many things on the internet that I would love to watch but when I get the time to I never think of going to sit at my computer to do it. The TV, on the other hand, is right in front of my big stupid face so it's easy to turn it on and zone out. Jay Leno's Garage is one, Comedians in cars getting coffee is…

Didn't even read the description OR the price because I was too busy fanatically scrolling down to click nice price. Then after reading, I wanted to NP it again. Disappointed in the lack of moving shots I was giggling at the sound of it. His neighbors must HATE him.

Also the moment I knew I was in love with my wife... that was a hell of a first date.

Sheeeiit, there was hardly any snow there. A guy pushing from behind while rocking it could have unstuck that.

Fun story: I helped push a stuck UPS truck out of a foot of snow last year with nothing more than a little kitty litter and some elbow grease. I requested he let my blindly pick any package to take back…