The only B word a woman should be called is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful.

And I ruined a pair of pants too. This is why I can't have nice things.

Ermagerd... I like this. A lot. A lot a lot.

Surprise! Pontiac is back! 2015 Pontiac Aztek.

No denyin' that

I CALL BACK SEAT!

I lied... after looking at pictures, it was totally the Medallion.

Oh man, my dad bought an Eagle Premier new in 89 (I believe it was 89, I was 5). It was the cat's meow.

I want those window pulls in my car.

Cant. Stop. Watching.

This is Jalopnik; let me ftfy....

So what you're saying is, if you're going to buy a CAR make sure it's a manual.

I'm actually on his side on this one. I wrecked that bathroom when we got back.

My embarassing Boat-poop story: (Nowhere near the same level as this guy)

This is in place of their steering wheel

Searching "Porsche Limo" returns some funny results. Not a Porsche but so god awful I had to share.

Long Porsche is looooooooooooong

Gotta vote CP only because the second you step foot in the SOS office (Or DMV, whatever it is in Florida) and get a clerk who knows what they're doing they're going to tell you that you just spent 19 g's on a car that has to go to the crusher. Other than that this car is awesome.

I like the front, I like the side view quite a lot actually, but those taillights turn me off. Also, the color distracts from the sexy curves... paint it black (So I have a thing for black cars, dwi) and chop that exhaust at the bumper. That said, I'm voting NP because it is a neat car for someone out there.