Saw a tip once to put a pulley on the ceiling and tie the rope the tennis ball is on to the top of the garage door. When the garage opens up, the ball goes down to help you park. When the door is closed, the ball is pulled to the ceiling and out of the way.

Yo dawg, I heard you like flares

Legit LOL for like 30 seconds. Well done.

"Stupid 2 door brother... always getting all the attention."

Or a Subaru Forester?

Yes. I did try two wheels... and I sold it two months later. Scared the shit out of me.

Your car does not respect you; you must respect it. It will kill you if you let your guard down.

Why get kicked off when you can "drop the mic" and make a grand exit.

http://gizmodo.com/5608503/flight…

And an awesome CG version:

Are you high?

Kids do the darndest things.

So you're a car LOVING hipster.

Headlights and Grill but I didn't want to plop an annotation right in the middle of the picture.

Hell, that's a nice price for those floor mats alone.

Am I too late?

http://jalopnik.com/the-ten-uglies…

Do those pedals plug in to the cigarette lighter?

Not to be a total jerk, that car does look pretty nice (minus the tacky bits here and there).

I haven't seen many darts on the road and yours is definitely the best of them that I have seen.

Keep the dart.

Yeah, not my thing either.