@wonderlic—-myballs: Well, I for one have enjoyed the time we've spent together.

@Rock You Like An Iracane: That's like saying Ricky Williams occasionally prefers not to wake & bake.

Where's the issue here? He received permission to take the shower. It's their screwup, not his.

@CardedForDissent: That, or depending on his speed and ball handling, get a contract offer.

@Sucko-T: This is why Rick Reilly should be spayed and/or neutered.

Cincinnati weather:

@FrankDuxDisciples: They were obviously referring to the Steak n' Shake.

@Zapp Brannigan's Girdle: Correct Link (apparently just pasting the URL leaves off the exclamation point)

@OffTheRecord: Just read Cutler's blog...he's trying to compare what he did to reporters interviewing the parent of an accident victim and wondering where the outrage against them is. The most incredibly douchetastic thing I've read until the next one.

@CitizenStrange: My name is Voit, dumbass.

@G.G.: Or Wrangler jeans for that matter.

@tater: Use my pen knife, my good man.

@placekickerholder: Buck you for taking my idea!

I think we're done here.

So if the Coors Light train were to run into a 6 pack of Bud Light Lime, what would happen?

@Zapp Brannigan's Girdle: Out, actually. Not done.

If Al Michaels shouts "Do you believe in miracles?" at the end of this, I'm done.

Was that an actual Cash4Gold spot, or did I miss something?

@savedbypurplejesus: Kinda reminded me of "The Happening" with the whole nature plotting against us angle, but it didn't suck as much.

@Fawn Liebowitz: That reminds me, I have to do laundry tonight.