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So Bristol's half-black?

Good: The Asylum movies aren't listed individually. The list would be a heck of a lot longer.

Looks like the Electric Line to me. Then again, that's the only Metra line I've ever taken.

And here I thought the only thing to do when you're bored in Kentucky is become a correspondent for YouTube Sports.

Did someone put their Jezebel in my Deadspin again?

Spinoff series? A traveling circus full of Nimoy clones is where the real money is.

So everybody who's driven within 5 miles of ESPN gets a sitcom now?

Lurker DUAN!

Actually, David Wain tweeted about a month ago that he was recording the new season of Superjail (complete with pic of him in the booth)!

@Hurricane_Ditka: Who wonders who takes a picture of a person who strikes a pose with a laptop with Cam Newton's name painted on it in the first place?

Remember: ACTUAL fighter pilots have super cognitive control. Actors playing fighter pilots....eh, not so much.

@KillerBee: The Air Force Museum is a better choice than the Armstrong Museum in Wapakoneta (which I was about to make a pitch for).

When the hell was this High School Reunion Horror Story contest? I have a great one about a drunk midget trying to fight me at my five year.

@db4dbms: What I wouldn't give to clean this up and redo the voiceover.

Can't wait for the very special episode on how blogs don't matter.

Damn double post. F***in' Internet, how does it work?

You know, I think I turned down a friend request from her a month ago. Or someone pretending to be her. Or someone pretending to be a female. I can't remember.

Well, if we're gonna mention Food of the Gods, let's not forget Bert I. Gordon's first attempt to adapt the story to the screen, Village of the Giants. A yarn about no-good teenagers (the real 60's monsters) eating a substance created by a young Ron Howard and growing to 50 feet tall.

@bibble3000: I've checked the star I have on another site. I chipped a tooth on it.