@PQ Crash: As soon as the first weekend's receipts are counted.

A THIRD clydesdale commercial? What a load of horse****!

@This.Is.Malcolm: A felony.

I told you the Moon was a rough neighborhood.

@mel: Maybe we've already seen them.

@ACMEsalesrep: January 20th, 2009, 12pm.

@bonerland: The only intelligent thing he could ever say at this point is "I F'd up royally."

3D glasses so we we could see a guy throw his ass on a copier?

@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: THAT just happened!

H&R Block can get people more money? That's funny; last time I took my taxes to them I owed 8 bucks!

@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: The NBC execs who approved the move already have that one on their limos.

@Rock You Like An Iracane: No way. Of course I'm biased because I work in a place where the kids make me want to chop it off and toss it in the nearest body of water.

Disagree with you on the [cars.com] commercial, Suss. That was loaded with Fail from the get-go.

Two clydesdale spots? I expect more from our Belgian swill-pushing overlords!

If only it were that easy to shut her up in real life.

@JPWs Glorious Bangs: That explains why I can't get any financial aid.

@Katni: Agreed. We've got to stop this insanity well before we get to that point.

Is that Plaxico's lawyer in that pic? What's that guy hiding?

So the NHL has adopted the Deadspin commenting rules?

Not this way, man. Not this way.