If you can't bring yourself to vote solely on Dana's merits, then do it for Wingo.

Aspiring to reach this particular depth of loserdom is a lot like a safety pencil: when you get to the end of it, there's really no point.

TBD: Terrible Bedroom Desires? Tolerable Bathroom Deodorizer? Tap-dancing Beatnik Delivery? Tickling Barry Dornan?

"This is one strange, glowing plate of sushi." -litvinenko_210

I'll only respond to the ESPN Featured Comment if I can come up with something witty and original. And some sort of prize was involved.

"As good as freebasing is, I never expected to get burned by it." -gusgorman

"Can't stop Austin Powers. They froze him for a reason, after all." -misterbigglesworth

"Little Boy made a difference in Hiroshima. The Allies will prevail in the Pacific Theater." -manhattanprojectionist

"Papa John's is losing a lot of money. I can see it in the line out front." -iheartdominos

"I think I can survive up here...I just need a couple of robots to mock movies with me." -joelrobinson

"Good to see Boll KG take over the movie business like it should." -chocolatebloodrayne

"The Hornets have made Snookums a very nice sweater. From what I've seen he'll be very comfortable this winter." -krazykatlady

@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: His initials are DP. How can you not approve him solely based on that fact?

Of course, no mention of John Salley's media credentials is complete without his appearance on The Man Show to serve beef stew out of his shoe to some poor schmuck who spun the Wheel of Destiny.

"The fat lady is coming toward me! Damn Wonka and his gum!" -violetbeauregarde

What do you get The Smiling Career Assassin who's lost everything?

Is it a bug zapper? If so, where's the cord?

Ta'quil has no idea what Randy Moss is talking about.

Fools! Do not they know that time cube is the way to go? Think about it! 4 simultaneous quarters played at one time...4 basketball games in the time it takes to play one inefficient game?

I love watching the Suns because I've been hypnotized to believe Kazzam is the greatest movie ever made.