Don't forget about Allen Iverson's practice rant. Or does he need more practice to become a memorable ranter? Are you telling me that Iverson ranting about practice isn't practice enough?

The darker side of NAFTA: the free exchange of morning shows across the border, free of tariffs or restrictions.

She was 15, needed new material for her album, so she shagged one of them there rich ass baseball playin' fellers.

@starksgotejected: Samantha once ran me off a Top Chef chat. That chick is fucking vicious.

I have to hand it to Deadspin. They came to play and I didn't know what hit me. —krazykatlady

It's not so much a board, more like a table. A blackjack table, actually. And Millen likes to hit on 20.

So, despite the one in a billion chance I have, I probably shouldn't bother?

This is like voting for brownies. How can you say no?

All that NBA money rollin' in and he can only afford the bottom-shelf hooker?

"Who cares!" -michaeljackson

@Suss—: You of all people should realize that's nothing to joke about.

Thanks for the mammaries.

@smurphette: In Latin she would be called "babia majora"

"I'm confident I have what it takes to finish this steak. No soft Rolaids, but plenty of Tums." -fatguyinalittlebooth

@44 in a Row: So Amne$ia isn't paying the bills?

40-50k = "success"? I'll be severely disappointed if it doesn't do 40-50k the first week.

@MickelsonsManBoobs: I'll approve on the condition that Charles won't throw me through a window.

@spinachdip: The Gods had chariots, but mere mortals had to make do with public transportation. It's a common misconception.

I'm just glad that this mistake has been corrected and we can all stop worrying about Suss.

My rage, let me show you it.