"I'd like to say that my trip to Bosnia was dangerous, but I can't." —hilldog08

If Gabbo can do the hully gully and imitate Vin Scully, can Vin Scully do the hully gully and imitate Gabbo?

Smart enough to keep bringing Scott Van Pelt on.

And so are links to articles about it.

Who cares about Cinderella when we have Erin Andrews?

Wow, I never would have thought Will Ferrell was this unfunny without weed. —poorcollegekid10

"It'll be great to see Gawker go a month without tinkering with its sites. Hope they don't use IE so they can actually read this."

"Unbelievable! Are these pretzels making anyone else this thirsty?" —krameratthemovies

@Yostal: ...and apparently they have a crazy woman who won a contest as their color analyst.

Based on past experience, turning in blank columns will not do wonders for Whitlock's GPA.

ESPN holds a special place in Keith Bellavia's life.

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Carl: "I heard we're goin' to Ape Island"

Say suss, you wouldn't happen to have Lee Conklin's stats from the night he suited up for the Generals, would ya?

@Signal to Noise: One of the L.A. T.V. stations had "LIVE TEAM COVERAGE" of the coach's fall last night.

"Isiah first to 10,000 losses and no regrets - a good day otherwise." —MarvAlbertsGarterBelt

"Mike Nelson finally got the time card signature he needed to get paid by the temp agency." -uknowuwantme

Dill pickle slices would be ideal for this sandwich. One or two of those and it will be delicious.

Stop talking about the new time sheets; I'm only working on one job code a week! —waxingpetergibbons

"Basing off stolen technical data isn't viable until we've been able to find a weak point." -rebelscum77