#3 on the Don Cherry Suit list looks like something Berman would wear to the Pro Bowl. Other than that, I've sat on old couches with less offensive-to-the-eye patterns than some of those things.

B.B. Bumble and the Stingers, Mott the Hoople, Ray Charles Singers, Lonnie Mack and twangin' Eddy, here's my ring we're goin' steady, Take it easy, take me higher, liar liar, house on fire, Locomotion, Poco, Passion, Deeper Purple, Satisfaction, Baby baby gotta gotta gimme gimme gettin' hotter, Sammy's cookin', Lesley…

The Knicks will return to glory in 2147 with...eh, who am I kidding here? -rationalknickerbocker

One thing to keep in mind here, this was taken in Indiana. Nobody there knows about lighting or makeup.

We learned that New England is useless without its video crew.

"This is just a small step in Kruk's career when he will someday do a cameo as a corpse on CSI" -majorshake

As an MST3K fan, I posted this comment with a silhouette of theater seats to my wallpaper. Pointless!

"It seems set up this year for him to spread the gospel of Cheez Doodles throughout the Internet." -sentfromablackberrywirelessdev...

But...but...how will I feel safe in a Cleveland library without Carl Monday obsessing over the jackoffs jacking off at the computers?

A woman after my own heart, which for security purposes I keep in the liquor cabinet. Oh crap.

"This isn't typical Cincinnati Bengals football. Nobody has a court date tomorrow to worry about." -ochocinco

Salisbury can run 10 no problem. But nobody say anything about Jesus. -tWWLegaldept

@metalmaniac: No, the draft is Ash Wednesday, and the season starts on Good Friday.

"I think Albert Pujols has the potential to have an interesting press conference. I doubt he will though." -KTVISports

@Bearcat44: Especially when one chooses to take a wide stance.

Anakin Skywalker is maturing into an elite Jedi. We'll see how he performs on the Council. -MaceWindusPurpleSaber

I am so depressed by the lack of fun in that there newsletter, I'm gonna have to take some Ritalin to bring myself back up.

@Burning_River: The Findlay Fellators don't see the issue here.

And here I thought Dana was the only sane one. Oh well...

@TheNorvFace: Dear Chris Berman: