@Berto: The Sequel: Maria Menounos disagrees.

So, basically it's going to take a tactical nuclear strike to end this Patriots madness? *sigh* I'll go get my key...

@thefuseproject: Ah, the late 80s. When liveblogging involved carrier pigeons sending the comments to the author.

Northwestern? You mean the guy isn't even good enough for Temple?

Banks before the hit: Today we are here to honor Joe Swanson for pulling my poor, one-eyed cat Bootsie out of the old stovepipe of my grandmother's cabin.

@Sh!tShow: Even odder still, Barbaro is ahead of Ryan Leaf on the replacement list.

@drewheyman: Don't forget about John Denver's "Saturday Night in Toledo, Ohio"

♬Thanks for the mammaries...♬

@AugieOjedaFanClub: How can you deny Kige this honor? He's never going to get married(probably), he's never going to have kids(hopefully)...this is all he's got.

Stephen A. Smith is a good guy, and Stephen A. Smith wishes Stephen A. Smith the best in procuring a matching chair to complete Stephen A. Smith's living room group.

@thebigcheese: I don't think it'll last that long, no matter how desperate NBC is for programming.

@Suss: If YOU...COULD...GO...ALL...THE...WAY...to my house and drop that in my living room, I would certainly appreciate it.