@Reactant, harsh but fair I guess.

Too obvious?

Every time I see this it still brings a tear to my eye.

Poor Poopy Joe, taken from us far too soon.

They'll inevitably release the new one within 12-18 months, then play the contract breakout clause for anyone who wants to upgrade.

Atmosfear III Witch was definitely the weakest of the expansion pack games. The most interesting thing I can remember about it was when I got it home and found that they'd accidentally put the French language version of the video in the UK box.

You might get the maps, just not the map editor.

What about a new 2d (well in this day and age it's likely to be 2.5d) vertical scrolling shooter? Yes folks, my money is on either the next game in or a reboot of the 19xx series.

Video didn't post, dang.

I blame Rico. Damn him and his grapple/parachute combo.

And even with this bundle they'll have the gall to charge you extra for the inevitable on-disc DLC.

Well the exhibitor did say they'd bring an inflatable tank with big guns...

No sir, I have nothing but respect and admiration for Kotaku's resident punmeister.

The only WMDs here are Weapons of Mass-Distraction.

*insert witty pun here.

Nice work and welcome!

Heavy machine gun? No that's full of air too. Nice one!

I'm sure Blue Moon can see through Red Star's ruse.

...but will it have hats?

I guess then a "sexy" Apple gamepad would have dual clickwheels instead of a d-pad and buttons.