I’ve never had Orange Julius either, and was vaguely surprised that they’re even still around, given the celebrated decline of malls. Can’t recall ever even seeing one outside the context of a mall food court, somewhere near the Sbarro...

Domino’s is significantly better than it used to be. Pizza Hut is significantly worse than it used to be. And I unabashedly like Little Caesar’s but the quality is very inconsistent. It really depends on the individual location I’ve found.

It’s, like, 10 times better than Pizza Hut, though.

“Obvious prank makes for great misleading article header”

Good point, things worked out just fine for Edsel!

You spelled Aluminum wrong in the title.

No inside knowledge from me, but: Wendy’s Fries only exist to be dunked in Frostys and to upsell the superior Baked Potato.

Thinking out loud since I don’t have one, but would throwing cold take-out fries into an air fryer when your ready to eat them, make them good, crisp, and warm again?

This is a whole different situation though. Agreeing to a price and the dealer stating there will be no markups and then changing their mind when the vehicle comes in is a shitty thing to do.

Whoa! Invoking Hulk Hogan? That’s pretty ballsy for a website that used to be associated with Gawker.

Why would you sit in your car and record carts hitting your car? Idiot!

Fuck these psychotic pigs. But damn, over 100 mph? Could have killed someone. And speeding to not get pulled over makes no fucking sense. Doesn’t excuse them but this kid is a dope. I’m a brown guy who was roughed up by cops once at a party bust as a teen, approached and questioned multiple times as an adult…

I was not aware that so many people are pro drunk driving. I get the anti-cop sentiment, but damn. 

I’d argue that more millennials would associate a Warthog with Halo instead of one of the baddest motherfucking jets of all time.

“While they acknowledge that Moore bears some responsibility for the way he was driving...”

As someone who’s been hit by a drunk driver I can say they do not make good decisions  when just “let go”. Fuck this guy for drinking and fuck him for not making that kid wear a seatbelt.

This probably falls under the “felony murder” statute. As I understand it, felony murder basically states that you can be charged with murder if someone dies (intentionally or not) as a result of your actions while you are committing a serious crime.

Hits the spikes, loses pressure on one side, swerves and rolls into the ditch - same result. Block the road - swerve around the road block, hits the ditch, rolls over - same result. Wait for him at his home - he’s never going home, at least not until they stop waiting for him there; plus they don’t know if it’s even…

“Some” responsibility? He wasn’t being pursued because of a speeding violation, he was pursued because he was suspected DUI running from the cops. Yes, I know there are too many bad cops out there, but if you have kids in the car at 1am, maybe just stay stopped and not try to flee?

“...Raptor name holds tons of cachet...”