The crater was discovered by Jeff Plescia, who’s become an expert in locating lost hardware.....

Honestly? Neither. I feel sympathy for girls like these and for people who feel like ISIS is their only option after bombs destroyed their homes, schools, hospitals etc. People who actually believe in the doctrine? Fuck them. They should suffer the same fates that they inflicted on others.

Victims of being brainwashed. Teenagers are vulnerable and easily susceptible to deceit.

Get a haircut, hippie.

Huh. I thought if any planet had fillaments of dark matter extending from it, it would be Uranus. I thank you.

To steal from The Onion’s TV show, she’ll be tried as a black man.

I’m sure she’ll be treated the same as say, a male African American drug dealer with no DEA agent father?

here is my two cents nobody asked for: Not quite sure why the Unicorns can’t just form their own Girl Scout troop and do outdoor stuff with girls their own age. The whole point of these organizations is to develop skills and friendships among a gender-specific peer group. If you don’t want to participate according to…

I don’t know how I feel about this. I agree that there should be programs available for girls who are interested in the typical boy scout activities, but I don’t know if I’d agree that it’s never ok to have a club that’s explicitly for one gender. Like, Girl Scouts were a big part of my sister’s life, and I know that…

And three less lashings.

The miner who discovered it was given a bonus serving of gruel at lunch.

Not likely. Gawker articles are written in sweatshops by underprivileged orphans in the Third World, in places like Ottowa or Detroit.

“Brittle stars have a bit more in common with starfish that giant, luminous balls of gas.”

...than giant luminous....

Well, for Tarverdyan, Ronda’s mom argued pretty hard that he’s a terrible coach. Listening to his corner work, saying that all Holm had was a left jab, didn’t speak well to his abilities. The Glendale Fight Club roster doesn’t make a strong case either. I think the assumption is that there’s some fraud and shadiness,…

I used to date a girl who was functionally deaf without her hearing aid, and she once admitted to me that she just turned the thing off around people she didn’t like.

The landing isn’t going to happen in a vacuum. The naval ships off shore will have pounded the crap out of any beach defenses for a while with a sustained barrage and naval aircraft would have been making runs for a bit as well. They’d be have intercepted enemy aircraft on their way in and, possibly cratered nearby…

It’s VW clean diesel.

Pretty sure that’s a smoke screen to help shield the vehicles coming in next.