Pfft, obviously, what does this look like? Some type of guessing game? Nah bro, that's science.

I am a Labrador retriever with a muscular body ;) thanks for noticing, what-dog.net.

If chivalry were dead then Noela would be.

I don’t think they were incompetent, but remarkably chivalrous.

“And whatever” was the best part of this post. I almost didn't notice the nod.

I actually laughed out loud reading this. Thank you!

This is a direct byproduct the economy and capitalism at large. I really do not understand the argument against gentrification. Not to say that I don’t understand what people are trying to say; just that it seems like a child’s argument. It’s like being mad at the sun for rising.

*Asbury Park

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed.

HAHAHAH OMG

No way this is a real story about the WANGsnesses fighting over sperm. Life truly does imitate art.

Bravo. Bravo.

Are we sure that this isn’t another Rachel Dolezal persona?

I have been a week-one player and up until recently played regularly and competed to finish the highest level end game content (Skolas 35 no burn). However, it becomes increasingly apparent that Bungie and Activision have woefully under planned for the ambitious scope of this project. They keep promising a years-long…

Lay off the Haterade.

I WANT TO SLAP LIKES ALL OVER THIS

This is the most mundanely pathetic thing I've read all day. Does he have Asperger's?

OMFG you guys I literally can't deal with this nonsense right now. How even... I have no words...

JEEZUS