Hahaha exactly.

He literally moves his arm OUT OF THE WAY to allow her to kick him in the ribs and then proceeds to not even attempt to avoid a head kick.

Old days? Have you been to Mississippi recently?

For the love of God let it die.

You must be a joy at parties.

Ha..haha..HAHAHHAHAHAHHA

Are you joking?

High six figures is not necessarily an absurd amount of money in the context of film rights...

Pfft, obviously, what does this look like? Some type of guessing game? Nah bro, that's science.

I am a Labrador retriever with a muscular body ;) thanks for noticing, what-dog.net.

If chivalry were dead then Noela would be.

I don’t think they were incompetent, but remarkably chivalrous.

“And whatever” was the best part of this post. I almost didn't notice the nod.

I actually laughed out loud reading this. Thank you!

This is a direct byproduct the economy and capitalism at large. I really do not understand the argument against gentrification. Not to say that I don’t understand what people are trying to say; just that it seems like a child’s argument. It’s like being mad at the sun for rising.

*Asbury Park

How have you already won the internet today? It’s still so early.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed.

HAHAHAH OMG

You seem like a lovely person. Tell me, how does one keep a neckbeard trimmed?