Well, for Tarverdyan, Ronda’s mom argued pretty hard that he’s a terrible coach. Listening to his corner work, saying that all Holm had was a left jab, didn’t speak well to his abilities. The Glendale Fight Club roster doesn’t make a strong case either. I think the assumption is that there’s some fraud and shadiness,…

I used to date a girl who was functionally deaf without her hearing aid, and she once admitted to me that she just turned the thing off around people she didn’t like.

Honestly, if I had an injury that could reasonably lead to some amnesia, I’ll consider using it as an opportunity to at least act like I no longer know certain people, even if I still did.

As a teacher myself, that professor’s response makes me fucking furious. How hard is it to say “Dear Jasmine, I would be happy to have you make the test up sometime next week”? This guy will be rightfully eviscerated for his absolute lack of tact and, more importantly, his lack of concern for his students’ safety.

Exactly! If cops can’t beat & kill unarmed civilians with impunity anymore than why bother signing up?! It’s so tough out there.

Well, it’s the Ferguson effect making all this happen. Police would be able to do their jobs correctly if we’d stop trying to hold them accountable for everything they do. We wouldn’t have this issue if we laid (is this the right one?) off the scrutiny of their actions. /s

... Ann Romney, is that you? No? Cindy McCain? No?

“My practiced smile should tell you all’s well with the Fulbright house, while my lifeless eyes betray my disgust with my husband’s backroom dealings with shady political cohorts.”

“Vote Republican: We Got Someone To Sleep With Us, So We Can't Be All That Bad"

Already making ‘Merica Great Again.

And hell, there’s a botched butt in the AD. Look how much bigger one side is than the other!

So I should keep my discount appendectomy and kidney transplant vouchers then? It was such a good bargain!

Discount medical procedures. What could possibly go wrong?

I demand an apology from this woman and everyone else who exploited his “hero” funeral to undermine Black Lives Matter.

If you can’t comprehend that men are not a monolithic hivemind, maybe it’s best that you not date one.

I’m not a death penalty person, but there is a dark place inside me that wants her put to death for this.

Can’t read? Seems her fourth grade education was all she needed to understand how to defraud the government and set up her own little torture chamber. Her executive function skills seem quite high, thank you very much.

technically employees of a separate hired security firm and not the Crown Victoria

Ha! That's just what I was thinking about. Women are so vile and yet somehow babies keep being made...

And as such, penises should never be hung in a place where men can walk under them.