I’ll handle the catering, but the coffee is coming from this new place that just opened...

Sorry, lieCarly - the “progressive” policy you’re saying hurt women are the conservative wet-dream policies of trickle-down economics and bank deregulation, instituted by your senile god Ronald Reagan. 34 years later, 99% of us still suffer under it.

The candidates group attack of the media is just one more step to complete that echo chamber they’ve been building for years.

IKR. Besides, how the fuck would conservative policies actually be better for women? The GOP is so loudly anti-abortion, anti-affordable healthcare and anti-minimum wage increase that women would wind up dirt poor and possibly homeless mothers, scratching together a living for kids that they knew they couldn’t afford…

I love the “attack the messenger trying to avoid the message” bit.

I don’t know. This might have just reached peak gay.

I’ve never done it but when I see that I always want to act like, yes, I seriously think cars should be banned. First, people are killed by them every day by the dozens, easily. Second, they are terrible for the environment. Third, they are expensive and become literal trash once they stop running. I say ban cars,…

Calling for better firearms regulation after a shooting massacre: Politicising a tragedy.

“They would have wanted it this way.”

Yeah, they bowed their heads and will ‘remember this’. What in fuck?

Already seeing the right wingers yelling “should we ban cars now too?”. I hate living in a red state so much. I can’t imagine the horror not only the families are dealing with but also the people that were around. So sad.

Oh they played anyway. But, like, they were sad about it.

Cause God forbid you cancel the football game.

Not a successful one if you eat these vegetarian dogs tho :/

Ruffalo and Johansson are pretty good too (unless there’s some horrible stuff I don’t know about).

Matt Damon is shitting the bed so badly on the show this season, he should be the new spokesman for Depends.

“...murdered for refusing to have sex with Ferreira at a party.”

Maybe I’m cynical, but it’s not much different then the treatment you get with yellow cabs. I can see why it’s still a thing because the choice is between two transportation options that both have a chance you might encounter an abusive and creepy weirdo, but one of them is more convenient then the other. At least the…

Ah, catfishing. Starts out as a lark, something fun to do while you’re bored, and then next thing you know you’re in England wearing a wool hat and a strap-on.