... Ann Romney, is that you? No? Cindy McCain? No?

“My practiced smile should tell you all’s well with the Fulbright house, while my lifeless eyes betray my disgust with my husband’s backroom dealings with shady political cohorts.”

“Vote Republican: We Got Someone To Sleep With Us, So We Can't Be All That Bad"

Already making ‘Merica Great Again.

And hell, there’s a botched butt in the AD. Look how much bigger one side is than the other!

So I should keep my discount appendectomy and kidney transplant vouchers then? It was such a good bargain!

Discount medical procedures. What could possibly go wrong?

I demand an apology from this woman and everyone else who exploited his “hero” funeral to undermine Black Lives Matter.

If you can’t comprehend that men are not a monolithic hivemind, maybe it’s best that you not date one.

I’m not a death penalty person, but there is a dark place inside me that wants her put to death for this.

Can’t read? Seems her fourth grade education was all she needed to understand how to defraud the government and set up her own little torture chamber. Her executive function skills seem quite high, thank you very much.

technically employees of a separate hired security firm and not the Crown Victoria

Ha! That's just what I was thinking about. Women are so vile and yet somehow babies keep being made...

And as such, penises should never be hung in a place where men can walk under them.

And it seems the main goal is the subjugation of women.

Sooooo......a pair of underwear that is in close proximity to <that what shall not be named> remains forever unclean. Does this mean that the penises that presumably enter said taboo spot also remain forever unclean?

Further proof that ALL religions have extremists. It’s not just muslims, it’s not just christians. They ALL use religion as a weapon.

“Compassion for all living beings is the most important thing in the world. What, you don’t agree? I kill you!”

Who would have thought Buddhists had their own equivalent of the extremely Christian right? These are all dudes so unchill their own deities wouldn’t wanna hang with them.

Sorry, lieCarly - the “progressive” policy you’re saying hurt women are the conservative wet-dream policies of trickle-down economics and bank deregulation, instituted by your senile god Ronald Reagan. 34 years later, 99% of us still suffer under it.