ZachSwift
Zach Swift
ZachSwift

I don’t know. This might have just reached peak gay.

I’ve never done it but when I see that I always want to act like, yes, I seriously think cars should be banned. First, people are killed by them every day by the dozens, easily. Second, they are terrible for the environment. Third, they are expensive and become literal trash once they stop running. I say ban cars,

Calling for better firearms regulation after a shooting massacre: Politicising a tragedy.

“They would have wanted it this way.”

Yeah, they bowed their heads and will ‘remember this’. What in fuck?

Already seeing the right wingers yelling “should we ban cars now too?”. I hate living in a red state so much. I can’t imagine the horror not only the families are dealing with but also the people that were around. So sad.

Oh they played anyway. But, like, they were sad about it.

Cause God forbid you cancel the football game.

Not a successful one if you eat these vegetarian dogs tho :/

Ruffalo and Johansson are pretty good too (unless there’s some horrible stuff I don’t know about).

Matt Damon is shitting the bed so badly on the show this season, he should be the new spokesman for Depends.

“...murdered for refusing to have sex with Ferreira at a party.”

Maybe I’m cynical, but it’s not much different then the treatment you get with yellow cabs. I can see why it’s still a thing because the choice is between two transportation options that both have a chance you might encounter an abusive and creepy weirdo, but one of them is more convenient then the other. At least the

Omg. Thank you a million times for this. It doesn’t get better. Especially after an awful news day/week/ year. All the stars for you and koko and her new fur babies!!!!

“My ears were violated by bad moaning and sex talk. It was so terrible that I can’t even enjoy sex again.”

“I felt violated, and my body said wait a minute, this ain’t right. So I was uneasy.”

Yay Tracy!

I commend him. Getting back on your feet to do something as taxing as stand-up after such a serious, devastating injury is very difficult. Being able to maybe find a little humor in it can be very healing. Go get ‘em, Tracy!

Ah, catfishing. Starts out as a lark, something fun to do while you’re bored, and then next thing you know you’re in England wearing a wool hat and a strap-on.